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How to Celebrate Yule: Rituals, Traditions and the Magic of the Winter Solstice

The ultimate guide to Yule for Wiccans, with rituals, spellworks and history to honor the sun’s rebirth and embrace the magic of renewal and light.

The world outside is blanketed in silence. Snow falls softly, covering the earth in a thick, sparkling layer of white. The air is crisp and biting, your breath visible as it rises in little puffs. The trees, bare and skeletal, stretch their branches toward the sky like ancient sentinels standing watch over the longest night of the year. Above, the full moon hangs heavy, casting an ethereal glow over the frozen landscape, while the stars twinkle like distant flames in the deep, velvety sky.

It’s Yule, the Winter Solstice, the longest night and shortest day of the year. As the world sits in quiet darkness, a sense of anticipation builds. This night marks not only the peak of winter’s cold embrace but also the moment when the sun begins its slow return. From this point onward, the days will lengthen, and light will slowly reclaim its place, reminding us that even in the darkest of times, warmth and life are never far behind.

For Wiccans and many pagans, Yule is a celebration of this return of the sun, the rebirth of light and the turning of the Wheel of the Year. It’s a time to gather around the fire with loved ones, to reflect on the year gone by and to welcome the new beginnings that are yet to come. The fire burns bright in the hearth, candles flicker on windowsills, and evergreens — symbols of eternal life — adorn homes, filling the air with the crisp, fragrant scent of pine and holly.

Yule invites us to embrace the stillness of winter, to honor the darkness, and to celebrate the hope that the sun will rise again, bringing light, warmth and growth. Whether you light a candle to honor the sun’s rebirth, feast with friends and family, or simply sit in quiet reflection, this guide will walk you through the history, traditions and rituals that make Yule a magical and deeply meaningful celebration.

The Myth of Yule

Ah, Yule — the festival where, much like the phoenix, the sun rises from its metaphorical ashes and decides it’s had enough of lounging around on the other side of the world. But, like all good tales, this one involves conflict — a dramatic showdown between two competitive gentlemen: the Oak King and the Holly King.

The Oak King, representing the light half of the year, and the Holly King, his darker, moodier counterpart, have been at it for eons — locked in a rivalry as old as time. Think of them as cosmic frenemies, each vying for control of the sky, though it’s a bit more theatrical than your standard sibling squabble. Twice a year, they meet for their biannual smackdown. The setting? The solstices. The stakes? Oh, nothing major — just the fate of the entire year’s light cycle.

Now, at Yule, the Holly King is feeling pretty smug. He’s been reigning supreme since the Summer Solstice, when he decisively put the Oak King in his place and sent him packing. He’s ruled over the dimming days, the dark nights and the frosty weather like a boss. But, as we reach the winter solstice, the Holly King’s grip starts to weaken. The days have been getting shorter and shorter — but there’s a catch. You see, just when the Holly King reaches the pinnacle of his power, the Oak King, ever persistent, stages his comeback.

On the longest night of the year, the battle resumes. The Oak King, brushing off snowflakes and armed with a gleaming axe, steps onto the stage. The Holly King, not to be outdone, draws his sword, his eyes glinting with cold determination. They clash — icy winds howl, snow swirls, and for a moment, it’s anyone’s game. Ultimately, it’s time for the Holly King to take a backseat. He’s had a good run, but the Oak King’s time has come. As the first rays of dawn break over the horizon, it’s clear: The sun is reborn, and the Oak King is back in business.

And so, the wheel of the year turns again. The days will grow longer, the sun stronger, and the world will start to thaw. Don’t worry about the Holly King, though; he’ll bide his time until midsummer, when he’ll no doubt make his grand return, all dark capes and icy glares, ready to steal the show once more.

So, as you light your Yule candles or toss a log on the fire, remember the eternal tug-of-war between light and dark, life and death, warmth and cold. And perhaps raise a glass to the Oak King, who, once again, has saved us from the endless night — at least for the next six months.

Symbols and Correspondences of Yule

Yule is positively brimming with symbols, each wrapped in centuries of lore and ready to be unwrapped like a Christmas gift. Let’s take a look at a few of these festive icons, each carrying its own bit of magic, meaning and mystery.

Evergreens (Holly, Ivy, Mistletoe): Symbols of Eternal Life and Protection

Ah, evergreens — the overachievers of the plant world. While everything else is shriveling, freezing or just giving up entirely for the winter, evergreens stand tall, a verdant middle finger to the cold. Holly, ivy, mistletoe, pine — they all have one thing in common: They refuse to go quietly into the night. The Celts thought this was so impressive they decided evergreens must be magical, symbolizing eternal life. Holly, with its shiny leaves and scarlet berries, was believed to ward off evil spirits. Mistletoe, a parasite, sure, but a charming one, was hung up in homes to offer protection (and, naturally, a socially acceptable excuse for a kiss).

So, when you deck the halls with boughs of holly or hang up that mistletoe, you’re not just decorating — you’re invoking ancient protective powers.

Candles and Fire: Symbols of Light’s Return

At Yule, candles and fires aren’t just for ambiance or Instagrammable moments of cozy glow. These flames represent something far more significant — the sun itself, and, more specifically, its triumphant return. In the darkest depths of winter, the simple act of lighting a candle was a declaration of hope. “Take that, longest night of the year,” it says. “The light will return, and when it does, we’ll be ready.”

The Yule Log: A Beacon of Hope and Renewal

In ancient times, families would drag in the biggest, sturdiest log they could find (preferably oak), place it in the hearth, and set it alight. The bigger the log, the longer the burn, and the longer the burn, the more protection, luck and prosperity for the household in the new year. Burned offerings — spices, wine, a bit of bread — would be thrown onto the flames, offering a little extra encouragement for the sun’s return.

Now, most of us don’t have massive hearths waiting for 20-pound logs, but that doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy a Yule log tradition. A simple candle, or even the famous chocolate Yule log (more commonly known as a bûche de Noël), will do the trick. Just be sure to send up a quick thank you to the ancient sun gods as you devour it.

Apples and Oranges: A Nod to the Sun

What’s more fitting for a sun-worshiping holiday than fruits that resemble, well, the sun itself? Apples and oranges, especially when studded with cloves, have long been used in Yule celebrations to symbolize abundance and the promise of the sun’s return. Hang them from your Yule tree or place them on your altar, and they’ll serve as a reminder that even in the depths of winter, the seeds of future growth are quietly preparing to sprout. Plus, they smell divine — an added bonus.

Sun Wheels: The Circle of Life (and Light)

The sun wheel, an ancient symbol that looks suspiciously like a festive wreath or a beautifully crafted pastry, represents the ever-turning wheel of the year and the rebirth of the sun at Yule. Made from woven branches or even metal, sun wheels were sometimes burned as offerings to ensure the sun’s strength in the coming year. These days, they’re more likely to adorn doors, windows or mantles, reminding us of the cyclical nature of life, death and rebirth.

So, when you hang your wreath this Yule, you’re not just decorating for the season — you’re participating in a centuries-old tradition celebrating the eternal cycle of light and darkness.

Yule Ritual: Casting a Spell for Renewal and Protection

At Yule, dive into the heart of Wiccan magic and cast a spell that harnesses the energy of the sun’s rebirth. This spell will help you clear away the remnants of the dark half of the year and invoke protection, renewal and strength as the days grow longer.

What You’ll Need:

  • A gold or yellow candle

  • A black candle

  • Bay leaves

  • Cinnamon sticks

  • Evergreen sprigs

  • A bowl of water

  • A small mirror

  • A piece of red string or ribbon

Step 1: Set the space. 

Begin by setting up your altar or sacred space with the candles, bay leaves, cinnamon sticks, evergreens, and the mirror. Make sure your space feels powerful and magical. Dim the lights, light some incense, and play soft music if that enhances your focus. Cast a magic circle if you’d like. 

Hold the gold candle in your hands and visualize the energy of the sun, glowing and full of life. Feel its warmth radiating through your palms, filling you with strength. Place the candle on your altar and say:

On this longest night, I call upon the light of the sun to return, bringing warmth, growth and renewal.

Now, place the black candle next to it, symbolizing the darkness you’re releasing. Light it and say:

I release all that no longer serves me, clearing the path for new beginnings.

Step 2: Create a protective charm. 

Take the bay leaves and cinnamon sticks and bind them together with the red string. As you tie the bundle, focus on the protective energy you’re weaving into it. Imagine it creating a shield around you that will carry you through the rest of winter. 

As you do, say:

With this charm, I cast a circle of protection. By the power of fire and earth, air and water, I call upon the ancient forces to guard me and mine.

Hold the charm over the flame of the black candle (without burning it) to draw out any lingering negativity. Then, place it beside the gold candle, allowing the sun’s energy to charge it with power.

Step 3: Cast a spell of renewal. 

Now, take the bowl of water and place it in front of the gold candle. Hold the mirror so that it catches the candlelight and reflects it into the water. This symbolizes the sun’s light returning to the Earth and bringing renewal with it. As you reflect the light, visualize the days growing longer and your spirit growing stronger.

Hold your hand over the water and say:

As the sun returns, so do I. I call upon the light to cleanse and renew. With the rising sun, I am reborn, stronger, wiser and protected.

Dip your fingers into the water and anoint your forehead, heart and hands, imagining yourself infused with the sun’s warmth and power. You are renewed, ready to step into the new year with strength and purpose.

Step 4: Seal the spell. 

Blow out the black candle, signifying the end of the old year’s darkness. Let the gold candle burn a little longer, allowing its light to fill the room.

Take the protective charm you made, and hang it by your front door, in your bedroom or near your sacred space to keep the energy of Yule with you in the coming months.

Close the ritual by thanking the elements and the sun for their presence, saying:

I thank the light, the earth, the air, the water and the fire for their blessings and protection. As the wheel turns, so too do I step forward, renewed and guarded by the power of the sun.

When you’re ready, blow out the gold candle and keep the bowl of water near your altar until the next sunrise.

This ritual uses spellwork to actively clear away the dark energy of the past year while inviting in the protective, renewing power of the reborn sun. It blends Wiccan symbolism with practical magic and creates a lasting charm to carry the energy of Yule with you.

Feasting and Celebrating Yule: A Harvest of Warmth and Flavor

Yule is also about filling your home (and belly) with warmth, flavor and the essence of the season. The Winter Solstice may be the darkest night, but that’s no reason not to throw a feast! After all, what better way to welcome the sun’s return than with food that radiates comfort and prosperity?

Traditional Yule Foods: Hearty and Warming

At the heart of Yule is the tradition of feasting. In ancient times, communities would come together to share in the abundance of their harvest, creating meals that symbolized the warmth and life that would soon return with the sun. The foods of Yule are rich and hearty—designed to ward off the winter chill and celebrate the season’s bounty.

For your own Yule feast, you don’t need to go full medieval (though that could be fun). A modern Yule dinner could be as simple as a cozy, comforting meal shared with friends or loved ones. 

By gathering to share food and drink, you’re honoring the cycles of life and death, darkness and light, and celebrating the promise of new beginnings. The table itself becomes a magical space where intentions for the coming year are set and blessings are shared.

Here are some classic Yule foods to inspire your feast:

  • Roasted meats: Think roasted beef, pork or chicken, seasoned with warming spices like cinnamon and cloves. These dishes evoke the strength and vitality of the returning sun.

  • Root vegetables: Potatoes, carrots, parsnips — these hearty, earthy vegetables represent the grounding energy of winter and the promise of future growth.

  • Mulled wine or cider: Spiced with cinnamon, cloves and oranges, these beverages are practically a hug in a cup. The warmth of the drink mirrors the warmth of the sun that will soon return.

  • Dried fruits and nuts: A staple for any Yule feast, they symbolize abundance and are perfect for snacking throughout the long night.

  • Yule log cake (bûche de Noël): This festive dessert is a nod to the ancient tradition of burning the Yule log — but it’s much tastier and a bit less flammable.

  • Winter stews and soups: Fill your home with the aroma of a slow-cooked stew, featuring root vegetables, beans and hearty meats. A thick, warming soup made with squash, pumpkin or potatoes can also be a perfect addition to your Yule table.

  • Holiday breads: Baking bread is a timeless ritual that honors the spirit of giving and abundance. Whether you’re making a simple loaf or a sweet, spiced bread with dried fruits, the process of kneading and baking is a magical one. For a special touch, consider adding a hidden charm to the dough. The person who finds it gets a blessing for the year ahead!

Gifts and Feasting: The Spirit of Generosity

If there’s one thing Yule is known for (besides the battle of cosmic brothers and setting logs on fire), it’s the feasting. Tables groan under the weight of hearty stews, roasted meats, spiced ciders and every baked good you can imagine. Why? Because Yule is about abundance, generosity, and celebrating the fact that we’ve made it this far into the dark and cold.

And then there are the gifts. While some modern traditions might have blurred the lines with Christmas, the ancient Yule spirit of giving was all about sharing what you had — whether that was food, drink or handmade tokens of goodwill. The act of exchanging gifts symbolized the abundance of the harvest and the warmth of community, ensuring everyone would be well prepared for the rest of winter.

This Yule, consider giving gifts that carry deeper meaning:

Handmade crafts or foods: Whether it’s a jar of homemade jam, a batch of spiced cookies or a knitted scarf, these gifts carry the personal touch that speaks to the heart of Yule.

Symbolic items: Think sun-shaped ornaments, candles, or small bundles of herbs for protection and warmth — gifts that celebrate the light and magic of the season.

As you exchange gifts, remember that this is a time to give from the heart, whether it’s something tangible or simply the gift of your presence and kindness. After all, Yule is as much about the warmth of community as it is about the return of the sun.

Yule Crafts and Activities: Channeling Your Inner Witchy Maker

Yule is the perfect time to get crafty — after all, what better way to spend a cold winter night? Whether you’re decorating your home or making charms for the season, these Yule crafts are more than just fun projects — they’re imbued with the power of renewal, protection and celebration.

Yule Sun Ornaments: Crafting Light for the Tree

Honor the rebirth of the sun by decorating your Yule tree with your own handcrafted sun ornaments. These shining symbols can be made with materials you probably already have lying around.

What You’ll Need:

  • Twigs or cinnamon sticks

  • Twine or yarn

  • Gold or yellow paint

  • Glue or a hot glue gun

Instructions:

  • Arrange your twigs or cinnamon sticks in a sunburst pattern, gluing them at the center. You can make it as simple or intricate as you like — get creative!

  • Once the glue has dried, paint the tips of the sticks in gold or yellow to represent the sun’s rays.

  • Tie a piece of twine or yarn to the center, creating a loop so you can hang your sun ornament on your Christmas tree.

Magical twist: As you craft your sun ornaments, focus on the energy of the sun returning. Each twig or cinnamon stick represents a ray of light, bringing warmth and renewal into your home. When you hang your ornaments, say:

I hang this sun with joy and light,
May it bless my home on the longest night.

Evergreen Protection Charms: The Magic of Nature

Evergreens are classic Yule symbols of protection and eternal life, and creating small charms from their branches is a powerful way to infuse your home with magical energy. These protection charms are not only magical but also beautiful and fragrant.

What You’ll Need:

  • Sprigs of evergreen (holly, pine, cedar or ivy)

  • Red ribbon or twine

  • Small bells or charms

Instructions:

  • Gather small sprigs of evergreen and tie them together with red ribbon or twine, creating a mini Yule bouquet.

  • For extra magic, attach a small bell or charm to your bundle. The bell helps ward off negative energy, while the charm can represent whatever energy you wish to invoke — protection, love or prosperity.

  • Hang your protection charms around your home — by the door, on windows, or even on your Christmas tree.

Magical twist: As you tie the ribbon, visualize the evergreen’s protective energy surrounding your home. Say: 

With this charm, I call the Yule’s light,
To shield my home through day and night.
Guard it well with peace and grace,
Protect all hearts within this space.

Magical Spell Jars: Capturing Yule’s Energy

Yule is all about the rebirth of the sun, and a spell jar can help capture that energy to carry with you through the darker months. These little jars are packed with intention and can be customized with herbs, crystals and other magical ingredients.

What You’ll Need:

  • A small glass jar with a lid

  • Salt

  • Cinnamon

  • Bay leaf

  • Sunstone or clear quartz

  • A small yellow or gold candle

Instructions:

  • Layer the salt, cinnamon, bay leaf and crystal inside the jar. As you add each ingredient, focus on the intention you’re setting: protection, renewal or whatever energy you want to bring into your life.

  • Seal the jar and place it on your altar or near a window to catch the sunlight (or moonlight on Yule night).

  • Light the yellow or gold candle and drip some of the wax on the lid to seal the magic inside.

Magical twist: Hold the jar in your hands and say:

By the power of Yule, I capture the light,
To guide me through the darkest night.
With sun and warmth, this spell is cast,
May its magic endure and forever last.

Yule Wreaths: Weaving Magic and Life

A wreath made from evergreens, holly and ivy acts as decoration as well as a circle of life and magic, representing the neverending cycle of the seasons. Weaving your own Yule wreath is a beautiful way to welcome the season’s energy into your home.

What You’ll Need:

  • A wire wreath frame (or bendable branches to form a circle)

  • Evergreen branches (holly, pine, cedar, ivy)

  • Red ribbons or berries

  • Small ornaments, cinnamon sticks or dried orange slices (optional)

Instructions:

  • Weave the evergreen branches into your wreath frame, securing them with twine or wire. Take your time, letting the process be meditative and magical.

  • Add your decorations — ribbons, berries, ornaments — anything that feels festive and magical to you.

  • Hang your wreath on your door or place it on your altar to invite Yule’s energy into your space.

Magical twist: As you weave the wreath, visualize the cycle of the year turning, with each branch representing a season. Say:

With this wreath, I honor the Wheel of the Year,
As it turns, we renew, ever growing, ever clear.

Yule Herbal Sachets: Spreading the Magic

Herbal sachets are a simple yet powerful way to infuse your home with the magical energy of Yule. These sachets can be made with protective herbs and placed around your home to invite protection, warmth and abundance.

What You’ll Need:

  • Small fabric pouches or squares of cloth

  • Dried herbs such as rosemary, cinnamon and pine needles

  • Red ribbon or thread

Instructions:

  • Fill each pouch or cloth square with your chosen herbs. Focus on your intention as you combine them, imagining the magical energy each herb holds.

  • Tie the pouch shut with red ribbon or thread. 

  • Place the sachets near windows, under pillows or in corners of your home to spread Yule’s protective magic.

Magical twist: As you tie the sachet, chant:

Herbs of Yule, protect and renew. 
Bring warmth and light the whole year through.

Yule Divination

With Yule’s frosty atmosphere, let’s harness the power of crystals and ice for divination. These methods evoke the crispness of winter and the clarity that comes with the stillness of the solstice night. Both of these tools tap into Yule’s reflective, introspective energy while bringing a touch of magic.

Crystal Gazing: Tapping Into Yule’s Light

Crystals are powerful tools for channeling energy, and during Yule, they can help you see what lies ahead as the sun returns. The key here is choosing a crystal that resonates with the energy of the solstice — clear quartz, sunstone or citrine — and allowing its clarity to guide your visions.

What You’ll Need:

  • A clear quartz, sunstone or citrine crystal

  • A dark cloth to set the mood

  • A gold or white candle for illumination

  • A quiet space for focusing

Instructions:

  • Begin by cleansing your crystal with a bit of sage smoke or by running it under cool water.

  • Set your dark cloth on a table and place the crystal in the center. Light the candle and set it near the crystal so that its light reflects off the crystal’s surface, casting shimmering, magical patterns.

  • Sit quietly, focus on the light bouncing through the crystal, and let your gaze soften. Allow your mind to relax and open, and ask a question or set an intention for what insight you’re seeking during this Yule season.

  • After a few minutes, note any images, symbols or thoughts that come to mind. These could be shapes within the crystal itself or intuitive impressions that arise. Trust your inner knowing and let the crystal reveal its messages.

Magical twist: Visualize the warm energy of the sun returning to the world, infusing the crystal with its light. Hold the crystal and say:

I call upon the sun’s bright ray,
To guide me through each darkened day.
Reveal the path that lies in sight,
As days grow long and shadows light.

The crystal will now be charged with your intention, becoming a magical tool for you to revisit whenever you need clarity during the winter months. 

Ice Scrying: Messages From Winter’s Depths

In the spirit of Yule’s frosty season, ice scrying is a powerful method of divination. The cold, reflective surface of ice is perfect for channeling the mysterious energies of winter, helping you see deeper into the unseen and unlocking the answers hidden within.

What You’ll Need:

  • A shallow bowl of water

  • A freezer (or outdoors, if it’s cold enough)

  • A candle (white, silver or gold)

  • Herbs like bay leaves or rosemary for added magic

Instructions:

  • Prepare the ice. Pour a shallow layer of water into your bowl. If you want to add some magical flair, float herbs like bay leaves (for wisdom) or rosemary (for protection) in the water before freezing it. Place the bowl in your freezer (or outside if it’s cold enough) until it’s completely frozen.

    Set the space. Once the water has turned to ice, take it out and set the bowl on your altar or a table. Light your candle and place it near the bowl so the flame reflects on the ice, creating shadows and light patterns.

  • Chant. As you stare into the ice, say:

    Through the stillness of ice, I seek to know,
    The wisdom of darkness, the secrets below.
    Reveal what Yule’s bright light will bring,
    As the ice melts and awakens spring.

  • Scry the ice. Sit quietly in front of the ice and focus on the reflections created by the candlelight. Let your gaze soften, and as you stare into the ice, ask your question or set an intention. Allow the patterns of light and the cracks in the ice to reveal symbols or messages. Let your intuition guide you as images form. You may see shapes, animals or abstract patterns that carry personal significance. 

  • Interpret. After gazing into the ice, take a moment to reflect on what you’ve seen. The way the ice forms cracks or the reflections shift can reveal different messages depending on the question you’ve asked. Feel free to take notes on what symbols stood out and how they resonate with your current situation.

When you’re finished, allow the ice to melt naturally, symbolizing the gradual return of warmth and light to your life. You can pour the water onto your plants or return it to the earth, completing the cycle of life.

Embracing the Shadows and Honoring the Past

Winter may bring long nights and cold winds, but it also brings clarity. During this time, the earth itself rests, regenerating for the year ahead. Just as nature retreats and renews in the dark, so too can we. The shadows have their own lessons to teach: patience, introspection and the wisdom that comes from stillness.

By embracing the shadows, you recognize that growth happens in the most unexpected places. Even in the darkest times, we can find seeds of renewal that will bloom in the light.

Yule teaches us that both darkness and light are necessary for growth. By embracing the longest night, we prepare ourselves to receive the light that will carry us through the next cycle of the year. This season is a reminder that even in the depths of winter, life is stirring, waiting for its moment to return. –Wally

Holiday Ports of Call: The Best Christmas Destinations to Visit by Yacht

Set sail over the holiday season for an unforgettable Christmas adventure. From the shimmering lights of Monaco to the sun-soaked beaches of Sydney, discover the most enchanting stopovers for a luxurious and festive yacht getaway.

Ahoy, holidaymakers! This festive season, why not trade in the traditional for some Christmas luxury getaways? Embark on a yuletide voyage to some of the world’s most enchanting ports, where every sunset is a celebration. Imagine gathering around a tree in a scenic harbor, exchanging customized gifts while experiencing the magic of age-old traditions unique to the region. 

Let’s set sail to these unmissable Christmas destinations by yacht.

A yacht cruises into Monaco, past a Christmas tree

Mediterranean Magic: Christmas in Monaco

Picture this: the glimmering Mediterranean coastline, where Monaco transforms into a winter wonderland despite the absence of snow. Stroll through festive markets that hug the harbor, where the scent of mulled wine and artisan crafts fills the air. As the sun dips below the horizon, Monaco offers an ambiance that’s both cozy and opulent, perfect for a Christmas to remember.

Festive Attractions: Monaco’s Christmas Village at Port Hercules is a treasure trove of festive cheer. Wooden chalets overflow with artisanal crafts, gourmet delicacies and charming holiday trinkets. The nearby Place du Casino is transformed into a dazzling holiday spectacle, complete with sparkling decorations and projections on the iconic Casino de Monte-Carlo.

Christmas markets in Monaco

Local Holiday Traditions: In Monaco, Christmas traditions reflect the principality’s blend of Mediterranean charm and Old-World Catholic traditions. The highlight of the season for many locals is the December Mass at the Saint Nicholas Cathedral. This historic cathedral, with its stunning Roman-Byzantine architecture, becomes the heart of spiritual and communal gatherings during the holidays.

Saint Nicholas, the inspiration for Santa Claus, is celebrated here with a focus on his role as a protector of children and sailors. Monaco’s seaside location makes this connection especially meaningful, with its port bustling with yachts decorated in dazzling holiday lights. 

Local Cuisine: Treat your taste buds to holiday specialties like fougasse, a soft and sweet bread adorned with oranges and nuts. Pair this with a glass of local wine for a festive culinary experience.

Fireworks explode above yachts and steel drums in St. Barts harbor

Tropical Escape: St. Barts for a French Caribbean Christmas

On this vibrant, sun-soaked island, Christmas is celebrated with a tropical twist. In St. Barts, the azure waters and swaying palm trees form the backdrop for a holiday filled with joy, fireworks and indulgence.

Festive Attractions: Gustavia Harbour is the heart of the celebration, with its fireworks display illuminating the tropical night sky. The harbor buzzes with energy as yachts light up in their holiday finery, and lively street parties spill into the early hours.

A Caribbean feast on a large table on a dock in St. Barts harbor

Local Holiday Traditions: In St. Barts, Christmas Eve is all about connecting with loved ones, often in open-air settings like courtyards or on the beach. The evening begins with shared meals, where traditional Creole dishes take center stage. As the night deepens, steel drums and guitars fill the air, often accompanied by impromptu dances that bring generations together.

Unlike the more commercialized parts of the world, St. Barts keeps holiday traditions grounded in family and community. Children might receive small gifts exchanged at midnight, but the focus is on the experience: the glowing lanterns, the delicious food and the joy of being surrounded by loved ones. It’s a celebration that captures the essence of island hospitality, where visitors are often welcomed as family, and the holiday spirit radiates through every laugh, song and shared bite of food.

Local Cuisine: Feast on Creole-inspired holiday dishes like roasted meats, fresh seafood and tropical desserts. Don’t miss the chance to try accras (salt cod fritters) or the island’s famous coconut tarts.

A sail yacht decked out for the holidays, with lights and a tree, heads past Harbour Bridge and the Opera House in Sydney, Australia

Christmas Down Under: Sydney, Australia

Trade snowy streets for sandy beaches in Sydney, where Christmas celebrations are drenched in sunshine. Anchor in Sydney Harbour, with iconic landmarks like the Opera House and Harbour Bridge providing the ultimate festive backdrop. 

Festive Attractions: Sydney’s Christmas markets are a feast for the senses, offering gifts, gourmet treats and a laidback Aussie vibe. Circular Quay comes alive with lights and decorations, while Darling Harbour hosts live performances and holiday events.

Santa holds a red and white striped skimboard on Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia

Local Holiday Traditions: In Australia, Christmas lands in the peak of summer, flipping traditional holiday expectations on their head. Locals embrace the season with sunshine, sandy beaches and outdoor celebrations. In Sydney, the holiday spirit spills out of homes and into parks, backyards and beaches, where families and friends gather for barbecues and picnics.

At Bondi Beach, the festive vibe reaches its zenith on Christmas Day. The iconic shoreline becomes a buzzing hub of sun-soaked revelry, drawing both locals and travelers who make sandcastles instead of snowmen. Santa himself joins the fun, swapping his sleigh and reindeer for a surfboard. The beach is a kaleidoscope of activity, from families grilling fresh seafood and sausages on portable BBQs to groups playing beach cricket and volleyball.

Events like the famous Carols in the Domain draw thousands for an open-air sing-along under the stars, with a distinctly Australian twist: kids in Santa hats paired with swimmers and sunscreen.

Local Cuisine: Indulge in fresh-grilled seafood like prawns and lobster, paired with tropical fruits and chilled Australian wine. Dessert? Pavlova topped with passionfruit and berries is a must.

A boat cruises down a canal in Amsterdam with the city decorated for Christmas

Old-World Charm: Amsterdam, Netherlands

The shimmering reflections in Amsterdam’s canals double the charm of the city’s twinkling holiday lights. The scent of spiced cider and freshly baked oliebollen fills the air, while the sound of laughter echoes through cobblestone streets. Whether exploring Christmas markets or catching a glimpse of Saint Nicholas (Sinterklaas), Amsterdam offers a holiday steeped in tradition and wonder.

Festive Attractions: Amsterdam’s Christmas markets are a delightful mix of cozy and festive, featuring handmade crafts, gourmet food stalls and live music. For a unique experience, visit the floating market on the Singel canal. In Dam Square, a towering Christmas tree illuminates the city center.

A Christmas market in Amsterdam, with pastries on a stool and musicians playing

Local Holiday Traditions: At the heart of Dutch Christmas celebrations is Sinterklaas, the tall, stately figure dressed in red robes and a bishop’s mitre, who arrives in early December to bring gifts to children. Unlike Santa Claus, Sinterklaas doesn’t come from the North Pole; instead, he’s said to travel from Spain by steamship, a nod to the country’s maritime trading history.

And Sinterklaas doesn’t travel alone. He’s (in)famously accompanied by Zwarte Piet, aka Black Pete, a mischievous yet helpful character who assists in distributing gifts and sweets. Traditionally depicted in blackface (from chimney soot, supposedly), Zwarte Piet’s origins trace back to Dutch folklore, where he may have been inspired by Moorish servants or earlier tales of naughty spirits. While the depiction of Zwarte Piet has sparked debate in modern times, many communities have adapted the tradition with more inclusive interpretations, focusing on colorful costumes and cheerful antics.

The festivities truly come alive on Sinterklaasavond (Saint Nicholas Eve) on December 5, when children place their shoes by the fireplace, hoping to find small gifts or treats left by Sinterklaas and his helpers. Adults often join the fun with playful Sinterklaasgedichten — personalized rhymes poking gentle fun at the recipient, tucked inside wrapped presents.

Local Cuisine: Warm up with oliebollen, golden fried dough balls dusted with powdered sugar, or poffertjes, mini pancakes served with butter and syrup. Pair them with a hot cup of glühwein (mulled wine) for the ultimate festive treat.

The Northern Lights glow above a yacht in the snow in Tromso, Norway

Northern Lights: Tromsø, Norway

For a truly magical holiday, set your course north to Tromsø, where the Arctic sky lights up with the ethereal glow of the Northern Lights. Here, Christmas is a celebration of nature’s wonders, from snow-dusted landscapes to vibrant holiday markets. 

Festive Attractions: Tromsø’s Christmas markets are an enchanting blend of traditional crafts, local delicacies and festive lights. Don’t miss the chance to witness the Northern Lights from the comfort of your yacht.

Reindeer stew and glogg, with a reindeer in the distance, while the Northern Lights dance overhead in the snow

Local Holiday Traditions: In Tromsø, Christmas is a time where folklore meets the enchantment of the Arctic. Norway’s version of Santa, Julenissen, is a mix of the modern Santa and the nisse — a gnome-like guardian from Norse mythology. Families leave bowls of porridge with butter out for the nisse, honoring its role as a protector of farms and bringer of small gifts during Jul, the Scandinavian version of Christmas.  

Another beloved tradition is julebukk (Christmas goat), where children dress in costumes and sing carols door-to-door in exchange for treats. This echoes ancient customs tied to Thor’s goat-pulled chariot, blending pagan roots with modern festivities.

Local Cuisine: Savor reindeer steaks, hearty stews and lingonberry desserts, each offering a true taste of the Arctic. Warm up with mulled berry gløgg, a hot spiced and slightly sweet wine.

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Deck the Hulls: A Luxury Holiday Adventure Awaits

Embarking on a Christmas yacht journey offers a blend of luxury, adventure and cultural immersion. From the festive markets of Monaco to the Northern Lights of snowy Norway, each destination provides its own special brand of holiday cheer. Plan ahead, choose a yacht that caters to your desires and prepare for a holiday season that sails beyond the ordinary. –Joyce Veloso


MORE MAGIC OF THE SEASON: Christmas Around the World

The Most Excellent Eggnog Recipe for the Holidays

Bob and Gina’s homemade eggnog recipe will get you in the spirits.

Cheers to our fave drink of the holiday season! (Just don’t think about all those calories!)

Cheers to our fave drink of the holiday season! (Just don’t think about all those calories!)

It’s one of my favorite Christmas traditions: getting a lovely warm buzz from my friend Christina’s eggnog at her annual holiday party. Most people have one requisite glass and move on to wine or beer. But our friend Reggie and I always have a container reserved for us. We drink it all night, my cheeks turning rosy as the booze literally warms my spirits. And no, I refuse to calculate the fat content — it’s the holidays, dammit, and I’d rather get drunk on eggnog than have a second helping of pie. 

I’d rather get drunk on eggnog than have a second helping of pie.

This year, because COVID ruined everything, Christina had to cancel her party. The prospect of an eggnog-free Yuletide was simply too bleak to consider, so Christina was kind enough to share her parents’ recipe. 

This tasty eggnog recipe — Wally always goes on about how it tastes “like puddin’” — comes from Ontario, Canada.

This tasty eggnog recipe — Wally always goes on about how it tastes “like puddin’” — comes from Ontario, Canada.

Some notes on the recipe: We used Bulleit Rye and E&J Brandy, which we had in our liquor cabinet. Duke whipped out the wire whisk on his KitchenAid stand mixer. And we followed Christina’s suggestions on the dairy, though the math hurt my brain: 1 cup heavy whipping cream and 1½ cups half and half (there are 2 cups in 1 pint). To dilute the mixture a bit, we added an additional 1 cup whole milk.

“It’s a bit of a fiddle to make,” Christina says, “but as you know, well worth it!” Indeed! –Wally

Wally and Duke worried they’d have too much for just the two of them. The pitcher didn’t last two days.

Wally and Duke worried they’d have too much for just the two of them. The pitcher didn’t last two days.

From Christina:

I have made this recipe many times, and in far greater amounts. This particular variation makes about 1 gallon. The trick is to make it at least two days before you plan to drink it, allowing the egg whites to break down while maintaining the lightness of the drink.

Lots of booze, eggs and dairy — here’s what you’ll need to make a pitcher of eggnog.

Lots of booze, eggs and dairy — here’s what you’ll need to make a pitcher of eggnog.

Eggnog Ingredients

  • 6 eggs

  • 6 tablespoons sugar

  • 2 ounces rye whiskey (or rum if preferred)

  • 12 ounces brandy (feel free to use a relatively cheap brand)

  • 1¼ pints cream (this can be adjusted according to your taste — typically I use ½ a pint of whipping cream and half-and-half for the rest)

  • whole milk (as needed)

  • Nutmeg (freshly grated if possible, but pre-grated will work as well)

It’s certainly not the most appealing concoction to whip up. Just keep folding until those lumps are gone.

It’s certainly not the most appealing concoction to whip up. Just keep folding until those lumps are gone.

Directions

First, separate the eggs. 

Beat the egg yolks very well. I use my KitchenAid. 

Once the yolks are very well beaten, stir in the sugar until dissolved. 

Then slowly stir in the alcohol.

Next, beat the whites to a stiff peak in a separate bowl. 

Gently fold the whites into your boozy yolk mixture. Take your time doing this step, as the integrity of the whites is what lends the concoction its lovely airy texture. 

Finally, gently stir in the cream mixture.

Of course, you will now have to sample! If your mixture seems too thick or too boozy, add whole milk. 

Decant into glass containers and refrigerate (or stick outside in a snowbank, as we usually do in Canada).

Gently stir the mixture at least once a day. The egg white clouds will initially float to the top but will slowly disintegrate into the mixture. 

On about the third day, it should be ready to drink. You’ll need a wide-mouth pitcher because it is too thick with bits of egg white. Later, I usually pour it into empty booze bottles that have a bit wider necks, like rum bottles. 

Pour out into festive glasses and top with grated nutmeg.

We think Santa would prefer boozy eggnog over milk with his cookies.

We think Santa would prefer boozy eggnog over milk with his cookies.

Happy Holidays!

Vampires, Pagan Gods and a Ghost Ship

Belsnickel, the magical uses of meadowsweet and the Hand of Glory play a part in the monsters of Supernatural, Season 3, Episodes 6-8.

A fiery sunrise could mean a stormy day at sea

A fiery sunrise could mean a stormy day at sea

S3E6: “Red Sky at Morning”

Monster: Ghost ship

Where it’s from: All around the world, particularly England and the United States

Ghost ships have been sighted for centuries

Ghost ships have been sighted for centuries

Description: This particular spectral ship is a three-masted clipper. There have been reports of ghost ships for centuries, including:

The S.S. Violet, a paddle steamer, ran aground crossing the English Channel in a snowstorm. She was sighted by a lookout at Goodwin Sands at the start of World War II. A lifeboat went out to investigate — but no ship was found.

The Griffon’s maiden voyage was also her last. This ghost ship now haunts northern Lake Michigan

The Griffon’s maiden voyage was also her last. This ghost ship now haunts northern Lake Michigan

The Griffon, one of the first major vessels to sail the Great Lakes, which is said to haunt Lake Michigan. Her maiden voyage in 1679 was also her last. She went down during a storm…but has been seen on the northern part of the lake ever since.



The title of the ep comes from a nautical saying:

Red sky at night, sailor’s delight.

Red sky in morning, sailor’s warning.

That is to say, that a red sunrise could mean a storm is coming.

What it does: The ghost ship of the Espírito Santo, a three-masted clipper (and an apparent invention of the show), appears every 37 years. Don’t look! If you happen to be one of the poor saps who sees the ship, you’ll end up drowning, like the woman in the shower and the man in the bathtub. The ghost ship will find a way to drown you — even if you’re just sitting in your car.

The Winchester Bros. start detecting a pattern: The ghost ship is targeting those who have spilled their family’s blood.

How to defeat it: There’s a gruesome but super helpful charm known as a Hand of Glory.

(Insert Dean joke here: “A Hand of Glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.”)

This desiccated body part is said to be a genuine Hand of Glory

This desiccated body part is said to be a genuine Hand of Glory

The Hand of Glory has magical properties that make it ideal for thieves: It can open any lock and sometimes makes the holder invisible.

The Hand of Glory

A Hand of Glory is actually the hand (usually the right) of a hanged man who’s still swinging from the gallows — preferably during a lunar eclipse, but any ol’ night will work as well. You pickle it for 15 days, then dry it in the sun. It’s said to have magical properties that make it ideal for thieves: The Hand of Glory can open any lock and allows intruders to enter buildings undetected, sometimes making the holder invisible. The fingers burn as candles that never go out or hold a candle made from the fat of the hanged man in their grip. Once lit, it puts people to sleep or renders them motionless. In some tellings, the thief can only light a finger for each person asleep in the house; those that don’t light reveal that someone inside is awake. The lit fingers ensure that those sleeping won’t be able to be awakened.

Honestly, where can I get one of these for myself?

A Hand of Glory is a great magical item — especially if you’re a thief

A Hand of Glory is a great magical item — especially if you’re a thief

To break the curse of the spectral ship, the fellas summon the ghost of the brother who killed the captain of the Espírito Santo. The two ghosts destroy each other in a watery sploosh.

On Supernatural, vampirism is a blood-borne virus

On Supernatural, vampirism is a blood-borne virus

S3E7: “Fresh Blood”

Monster: Vampire

Where it’s from: Romania

Description: A girl named Lucy gets dosed with vampire blood at a club and turns into a vamp. In the Supernatural universe, vampirism is a virus; if you ingest a vampire’s blood, you become one.

Bright light hurts their eyes — though they do have infrared vision. And they can hear heartbeats from a block away.

What it does: The vampire has a type. He’s turning pretty blondes. He feels misunderstood, that he’s a victim. He even cries when his “daughters” get killed, fearful of facing eternity alone.



A fellow hunter, Gordon, thinks our boy Sam is the Antichrist. So it’s particularly satisfying that a legendary vampire hunter like him gets turned into one of the monsters he so despises. Serves him right, the jerk.

The Winchesters were going to kill Gordon back when he was a human, so it makes it easier on their consciences to off him now that he’s a vampire.

How to defeat it: A shot of dead man’s blood knocks a vampire out.

To kill them, try decapitation or a silver bullet. (Though the novelist Anne Rice, an expert on vampires, told Marketplace, “Vampires are not particularly affected by silver bullets. Traditionally what kills vampires is a wooden stake through the heart.”

 

S3E8: “A Very Supernatural Christmas”

Monster: Pagan gods

Where it’s from: Britain

Description: At first Sam thinks they’re dealing with an evil Santa: “There’s some version of the anti-Claus in every culture. You’ve got Belsnickel, Krampus, Black Peter. Whatever you want to call it, there’s all sorts of lore.”

He continues, “Santa's brother went rogue, and now he shows up around Christmas time. But instead of bringing presents, he punishes the wicked.”

I doubt there’s a demonic counterpart to Santa in every culture, but Sammy’s right that there are quite a few.



A dark take on Santa Claus, Belsnickel rewards good children but comes up with bizarre punishments for those on the naughty list

A dark take on Santa Claus, Belsnickel rewards good children but comes up with bizarre punishments for those on the naughty list

Belsnickel, a Sinister Santa From Germany

Santa’s psychotic helper from Germany whips a bad little boy

Santa’s psychotic helper from Germany whips a bad little boy

This Christmas crazy wears a mask and often a wig, dresses in dark furs, lurks outside your house, and knocks on your door or window to announce his presence. He’s been known to give nuts, candy and small gifts to good children — but those who’ve been naughty get whipped and dragged into the woods. Belsnickel makes them pay for their bad behavior by dancing, doing tricks, singing or reciting poems for him.

It’s Sam that makes the connection to paganism.

Sam: Pretty much every Christmas tradition is pagan.

Dean: Christmas is Jesus’ birthday.

Sam: No, Jesus’ birthday was probably in the fall. It was actually the Winter Solstice festival that was co-opted by the church and renamed Christmas. But I mean, the Yule log, the tree, even Santa’s red suit — that’s all remnants of pagan worship.

Dean: How do you know that? What are you gonna tell me next? Easter Bunny’s Jewish?

The Winchester boys come across wreaths made of meadowsweet. Sam explains it as a powerful pagan herb that’s basically chum for their gods. “Gods were drawn to it and they’d stop by and snack on whatever was the nearest human,” he explains.

Use meadowsweet in spells for love and positivity — or to lure human-devouring pagan gods

Use meadowsweet in spells for love and positivity — or to lure human-devouring pagan gods

Meadowsweet, though, once used to sweeten mead, is actually used in spells for love or creating a positive environment.

Hold Nickar, the Celtic god of the Winter Solstice

Hold Nickar, the Celtic god of the Winter Solstice

Sam concludes they’re looking for Hold Nickar, the pagan god of the Winter Solstice, who grants clement weather. Ancient pagans (and Wiccans today) worship the Goddess, who takes the form of the Great Mother. She gives birth to the Sun King on Yule, symbolizing a beam of light in the dark of winter, promising renewed life and the return of the sun’s warmth and sustaining energy.

What it does: The Hardy Boys are the pagan gods’ newest tributes. The couple are sticklers for details and are gathering the ingredients they need for their ritual. That includes collecting blood from the Winchesters and prying off one of Sam’s fingernails. After this horrific exercise, we can only hope they’re done. But no: “Sweet Peter on a popsicle, I forgot the tooth!” the god exclaims, heading toward Dean’s mouth.

How to defeat it: Guess these gods aren’t so immortal: Wood stakes kill them…for now, that is. –Wally

Belsnickel wears a mask and wig, dresses in dark furs, and drags naughty kids into the woods, where he whips them.

15 Best Articles of 2017

Our top blog posts cover the Paris Catacombs, India’s transsexual hijras, jinns, vintage Halloween, Fès hammans and more.

 

Duke and I tend to be drawn to the bizarre. We’re fans of the strange (chambers lined with skulls and bones, creepy vintage Halloween postcards and photos). We like to meet those who are societal outsiders (like India’s legal third sex, the hijra). We’re obsessed with the supernatural (jinns, gypsy love spells). But we also appreciate a good pampering (at a Fès hamman, say) and architectural beauties (such as the Milan Duomo).

Seems like you do, too. Here are the top 15 blog posts from last year. What was your favorite? –Wally

 

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1. GRUESOME FACTS (AND HELPFUL TIPS) ABOUT THE PARIS CATACOMBS

No bones about it: If you think piles of skulls and hallways formed of bones are pretty effin’ cool (like us), then the Catacombs of Paris are for you.

 

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2. SECRETS OF THE HIJRA: INDIA’S LITTLE-KNOWN TRANSSEXUALS

Prostitution, curses and dangerous sex change operations are a way of life for this marginalized community.

 

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3. HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM JINNS AND BLACK MAGIC

Black magic in Islam is a serious concern — and the holy writings offer numerous ways to negate magic jinn.

 

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4. THE BEST PLACE TO MAKE OUT IN PUBLIC IN DELHI

Not a typical tourist stop, the Garden of Five Senses is a whimsical sculpture park worth visiting. It’s also popular with local couples escaping societal judgment against PDA.

 

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5. 24 VINTAGE HALLOWEEN CARDS THAT ARE NOSTALGIC — BUT A BIT CREEPY, TOO

Halloween greetings from the past featured common Halloween symbols: the witch, black cat, jack-o’-lantern, ghost, devil — and one that has been forgotten.

 

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6. 21 VINTAGE HALLOWEEN PHOTOS THAT ARE SO CREEPY THEY'LL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES

Halloween costumes of the past were scary as hell.

 

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7. WHAT’S THE BEST HAMMAM SPA EXPERIENCE IN FES, MOROCCO?

Reinvigorate yourself at the luxury hammam Les Bains Amani.

 

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8. 7 FUN FACTS ABOUT THE MILAN CATHEDRAL

What to do in Milan, Italy? Visit the gorgeous Duomo di Milano, covered with statues of saints and gargoyles — and don’t miss the amazing view from the rooftop.

 

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9. LOVE SPELLS FROM THE GYPSIES

How to cast a love spell to make someone fall in love with you — or fall out of love with you. Plus, secrets from the Roma that will reveal your future spouse!

 

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10. THE PISHTACO OF PERU

Why one of the world’s creepiest vampire legends lingers to this day.

 

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11. WAT RONG SUEA TEN, THE BLUE TEMPLE

No day trip to Chiang Rai is complete without a visit to this breathtaking wat, between the White Temple and Black Museum.

 

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12. THE BEST AND WORST PARTS OF LIVING IN QATAR

What’s it like living in a Muslim country that fasts for an entire month and limits the sale of booze? What do Qataris think of Americans? And how the heck do you pronounce Qatar?

 

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13. THE INDIAN CASTE SYSTEM EXPLAINED

Brahmin, Kshatriya, Vaishya, Shudra, untouchable: How did the caste system get started, what is the difference between castes — and how does this shameful practice persist to this day?

 

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14. HOW ST. NICHOLAS BECAME SANTA CLAUS

The surprising origins of jolly old St. Nick include a tie to prostitution, kids chopped into pieces, a devil named Krampus and a racist tradition around his helper Zwarte Pieter, or Black Peter.

 

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15. THE BEST SHOP FOR BLUE POTTERY IN THE ENTIRE FEZ MEDINA

If you’re shopping in Fès, just off of Place Seffarine is a small shop with a friendly owner and great deals.

Christmas Around the World

Learn strange Christmas traditions from other countries.

Why are these people in blackface? It’s just one of the quirky Dutch Christmas traditions!

Why are these people in blackface? It’s just one of the quirky Dutch Christmas traditions!

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, as the song goes. But in many parts of the world, it’s one of the strangest times of the year as well.

Americans have their share of kooky Christmas traditions, including the belief that a misfit reindeer with a glowing red nose named Rudolph flies through the sky, helping pull a fat man’s sleigh. Not to mention that said fat man somehow fits all the presents for every kid onto this sleigh and makes it around the world, slipping down chimneys, all in a single night.
But that’s nothing compared to some of the holiday traditions in other parts of the world.

People in the Netherlands dress as Black Peter, a Moor, by putting on blackface.

For example, Christmas takes on a strangely scatalogical bent in Catalonia, a region of Spain. People place the figurine of a guy in the act of deficating in their nativity scenes as well as beat a log until it poops out treats for kids.

And in Austria and other parts of Europe, if you’re a naughty child, a devil named Krampus will kidnap you, beat you savagely with a stick and drag you to Hell.

Here are some of the more bizarre ways to celebrate the holidays in other parts of the world.

The Dutch version of Santa Claus has a helper named Zwarte Piet, or Black Peter

The Dutch version of Santa Claus has a helper named Zwarte Piet, or Black Peter

Go in blackface as Santa’s helper in the Netherlands.

Sinterklaas, as Santa Claus is known to the Dutch people, travels with his servant. But instead of diminutive elves, Sinterklaas is accompanied by Zwarte Piet, or Black Peter. Today people dress as Black Peter, a Moor, by putting on blackface. Not very PC — it’s amazing this tradition still exists. It wouldn’t in the United States, I’ll tell ya that.

Someone’s been naughty and needs to get stuffed into a sack and sent off to Spain!

Someone’s been naughty and needs to get stuffed into a sack and sent off to Spain!

It’s these fellows who keep tabs on who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. The good kids get presents, while the bad ones are shoved into a sack and taken off to Spain for a year of reform school.

Spiderweb decorations are common in Ukraine and Poland

Spiderweb decorations are common in Ukraine and Poland

Decorate the tree with spiderweb ornaments in Ukraine and Poland.

Spiderweb ornaments might sound more Halloween than Christmas, but there’s a story behind them. A poor Ukrainian widow lived with her children in a hut. The kids saw a majestic evergreen outside and wanted it to be their Christmas tree. Trouble was, they didn’t have any ornaments and couldn’t afford them.

So the woman cried herself to sleep that night. The hut’s spiders heard her sobs and decorated the tree in intricate webs overnight. In the morning, the sunrise caught the webs and made them glisten like metal. And everyone lived happily ever after, as they tend to do in these fairy tales.

In Poland, they also decorate Christmas trees with spiderwebs, but there’s a different tale behind this tradition. They believe a spider wove a blanket for baby Jesus. I’m sure it wasn’t warm and was annoyingly sticky, but I suppose they appreciated the sentiment.  

If a witch can’t find a broom in your house, Norwegians think she’ll leave you alone

If a witch can’t find a broom in your house, Norwegians think she’ll leave you alone

Hide brooms from the witches in Norway.

Apparently witches and evil spirits like to come out to play on Christmas Eve. So Norwegians, to keep them at bay, hide their brooms, which we all know is a witch’s favorite means of travel. To thwart the witches and evil spirits, men will also fire three shots from their rifles into the air.

These nuns in Venezuela were off to celebrate Christmas mass on roller skates

These nuns in Venezuela were off to celebrate Christmas mass on roller skates

Roller skate to church in Venezuela.

Amid the explosions of firecrackers, entire Venezuelan families in Caracas don roller skates and head off to Catholic mass. As tradition has it, children go to bed with a piece of string tied around their toe with the other end dangling out the window. As the skaters roll past, they give the string a tug, and children know that it’s time to put their own skates on. It’s such a popular tradition that the government took to closing entire streets to traffic so families could skate together in safety. This has gotta be the only time church feels like a disco club. All that’s missing is the mirror ball.

Grab your horse skull! It’s time to go wassailing in Wales!

Grab your horse skull! It’s time to go wassailing in Wales!

Carol (and beg for booze) with a dead horse in Wales.

Perhaps you’ve heard the song that begins, “Here we come a-wassailing.” This is the Welsh version of caroling. Wassail is an old England word for “cheers” and can also refer to the boozy beverages the carolers are begging for: ale or mulled wine.

The old Mari Lwyd just ain’t what she used to be

The old Mari Lwyd just ain’t what she used to be

The tradition, known as Mari Lwyd, translates to the Gray Mare, involves people going from house to house, singing and challenging the families inside to a battle of rhyming insults until they get a boozy beverage. What makes this creepy is that one person dresses up like a horse, donning a white sheet topped with an actual horse skull adorned with ears and eyes.

Take me to church

Take me to church

Bring a rooster to mass in Bolivia.

Bolivians celebrate Misa del Gallo (Mass of the Rooster), the midnight service on Christmas Eve, by bringing along a rooster. It must get quite boisterous. But what’s with all the cocks? It’s to honor the creature that is believed to be the first to have announced the birth of baby Jesus.

Dark-haired men, come on in! Blonde and red-haired women, stay the heck away!

Dark-haired men, come on in! Blonde and red-haired women, stay the heck away!

Hope for a dark-haired man to visit you on Christmas in Estonia and Ireland.

Your first Christmas visitor (the first-footer) can determine if your household will have a good year or not — at least that’s what the Estonians believe. If you’re a woman, blonde or red-haired, just stay home, though, please. It’s really only dark-haired gents who bring good luck.

Ireland has the same tradition, though they light a candle and, at the last stroke of midnight, throw open their front doors to welcome in the New Year. Women will beat the door with a loaf of bread, while hoping for a dark-haired gentleman to darken their doorway.

People in Finland buy small tin horseshoes to melt on New Year’s Eve as part of a fortune-telling ritual

People in Finland buy small tin horseshoes to melt on New Year’s Eve as part of a fortune-telling ritual

Melt tin and predict the future in Finland.

You might need a book of symbols and their meanings for this tradition. On New Year’s Eve, Finns purchase small tin horseshoes to melt and ladles. The molten tin is dropped  into a bucket of snow or ice-cold water. Once it hardens, they hold the blob up to the light to see what shape its shadow casts. If it looks like a hill, for example, there will be obstacles ahead. If it looks like a coin, you’ll be coming into some money.

Pesky Greek goblins called the kallikantzari take a break from trying to cut down the World Tree to cause mischief on the 12 days of Christmas

Pesky Greek goblins called the kallikantzari take a break from trying to cut down the World Tree to cause mischief on the 12 days of Christmas

Kallikantzari like to scare humans — and poop in their food

Kallikantzari like to scare humans — and poop in their food

Watch out for goblins in Greece.

According to Greek legend, the hobgoblins called kallikantzari come up from their underground homes on Christmas Day to play tricks on humans until Ephiphany, January 6. They’re particularly fond of sneaking down the chimney like Santa to hide in your home and jump out and scare you. The kallikantzari also rearrange the furniture and, shudder, take dumps in any open containers of food they find.

Grab a colander — it’s one of the best ways to get rid of these Greek goblins

Grab a colander — it’s one of the best ways to get rid of these Greek goblins

If you want to avoid goblin crap on your cookies, burn logs or old shoes, or hang sausages or sweetmeats in the chimney. In addition, many Greeks put a colander on their doorsteps because the goblins will be compelled to count the holes. They don’t make much headway, though, according to A Scary Little Christmas, because the dim-witted creatures can only count to two.

They’re burning Mickey Mouse?! What did he ever do to hurt anyone?

They’re burning Mickey Mouse?! What did he ever do to hurt anyone?

Burn effigies in Ecuador.

In their own version of Guy Fawkes Day, Ecuadorians celebrate La Quema de los Años Viejos, the Burning of the Old Years. They make life-size dolls that resemble someone they dislike — maybe a local politician or the ever-popular Osama bin Laden. (I’m going to guess that Trump is a new fave.) People write notes explaining why the dolls should be burned and what changes they’d like to see in the coming year.

The effigies are proudly displayed on balconies or in windows until New Year's Eve, when they’re burned in a bonfire in the street. People jump over the fires for good luck.

Don’t be late on the winter solstice — you’ll be the Thomas Donkey and will end up the butt of jokes all day

Don’t be late on the winter solstice — you’ll be the Thomas Donkey and will end up the butt of jokes all day

Try not to become a donkey in Germany.

Don’t be an ass! In Germany, the Winter Solstice is also known as St. Thomas Day. It’s not a good day to be tardy. In parts of the Sauerland region, if you sleep in or get to work late, you’re given a cardboard donkey. called the Thomas Donkey and you’ll be the butt of jokes all day.

At least you’re rewarded at the end of the day with Thomasplitzchen, iced currant buns.

The Greek goblins known as the kallikantzari like to take dumps in any open containers of food they find.

Put on your skates and grab your cock before hitting midnight mass! Maybe you can incorporate some of these traditions into your Yuletide celebrations! –Wally

How St. Nicholas Became Santa Claus

The surprising origins of Jolly Old St. Nick include a tie to prostitution, kids chopped into pieces, a devil named Krampus and a racist tradition around his helper Zwarte Pieter, or Black Peter.

Our beloved Santa Claus started out as a bishop from Asia Minor named Nikolaos

Growing up, I can vividly remember nearly peeing my pants when I was 6 years old. It was early Christmas morning and I was afraid that if I left my room I would startle Santa and he wouldn't leave me any gifts. The willpower of a child is strong, but the pull of a tree with gifts beneath it stronger.

Fast forward to the sad rite of passage in learning that this being you believed in was a lie. Maybe you discovered your parents’ hiding place for gifts (my dad’s office) before they put them under the tree, or perhaps a friend told you.

A butcher welcomed three children into his shop, slayed them and unceremoniously tossed them into a tub of brine to cure, with the intent to sell their flesh as ham.

What most of us don’t know is that the inspiration for Santa Claus came from a real man whose historic generosity would become a legacy for the ages.

 

11 Little-Known Facts About St. Nick

A children’s book about Sinterklaas, the bishop who became Santa Claus

1. He didn’t live at the North Pole.

Far from his home and workshop at the top of the world, in the south of present-day Turkey, lived a 4th century bishop whose full name was Nikolaos of Myra, a city now known as Demre. An ancient Byzantine church dedicated to St. Nicholas and containing his tomb still stands in Demre. Legend holds that it was built on the foundation of a Lycian Temple of Apollo.

St. Nicholas came into money at a young age, and was always very generous with it

2. Saint Nicholas was born into a wealthy family — and had a penchant for charity.

Born a rich man’s son, Nikolaos donated his inheritance to the poor by giving them gifts, which he’d toss through open windows. Details changed as the story was retold with later iterations of him having tossed them down chimneys — the vehicle for Santa Claus to enter homes.

 

3. The tradition of putting out stockings was to protect young maidens from being sold into sex-slavery.

Many stories are told of his generosity, such as the tale of the father and his three daughters. To save the maidens from being sold into prostitution for want of dowries, Nikolaos tossed a bag full of gold into the man’s house. It landed in one of the stockings the eldest daughter had hung up to dry. Now she could be married and was spared from selling her body to survive. The other two daughters quickly hung up stockings for Nikolaos to fill with gold, so that they, too, could be married.

Note the bags of gold, which saved three young women from a life of prostitution, in this depiction of a young, hot St. Nick

(As an interesting aside, the three golden globes that have come to symbolize a pawn shop are attributed to these three purses of gold.)

Yeah, it’s kind of creepy that Saint Nicholas comes while kids are sleeping — but, hey, they get some toys out of it

4. Stockings shifted to shoes after Nicholas’ death.

The Feast Day for Saint Nicholas is celebrated annually on December 6, the anniversary of his death. This led to the custom of children hanging stockings or, later, placing their shoes out with carrots and hay for the saint’s horse, hoping that Saint Nicholas would fill them with fruit, candy and other small gifts.

 

5. Early iconography depicts him as a white-haired bishop atop a horse.

Known as Sinterklaas in the Netherlands, he is a stately and resolute man with long white hair and a full beard. He wears a lengthy red cape over a traditional white bishop’s alb, or tunic, holds a long ceremonial shepherd’s staff with a fancy curled top and rides a majestic white horse.

Saint Nicholas resurrected three kids who had been chopped into pieces by a butcher and left in a salted tub to be passed off as cured ham

6. A not-so-pretty ditty tells of the murder of children and Saint Nicholas’ role in their resurrection.

A 16th century French song titled “Le Légende de Saint Nicholas” recounts the unfortunate and gruesome fate of three children.

The song, inspired by a miracle performed by Saint Nicholas tells of a butcher, who during a time of famine, welcomed three children into his shop, slayed them and unceremoniously tossed them into a tub of brine to cure, with the intent to sell their flesh as ham. Saint Nicholas, visiting the region to care for the hungry seven years later, not only saw through the butcher’s horrific crime but also miraculously resurrected the three boys.

If you’ve been good, St. Nicholas will bring you gifts. If you’ve been naughty, you’re screwed

7. He hangs out with a devil, so be good for goodness’ sake!

Saint Nicholas was occasionally portrayed in medieval iconography taming a chained devil, who would later become the cloven-hoofed half-goat, half-demon Krampus. Children who have behaved get gifts from Saint Nicholas. Those who have not suffer a terrible fate: They get beaten with a birch switch by Krampus and are packed away in his bag to be taken to Hell.

 

8. Saint Nicholas’ helper wasn’t an elf — it was a slave.

In Holland, Sinterklaas doesn’t have elves helping him deliver gifts. He has the arguably racist companion Zwarte Pieter (Black Peter).

To this day, parade participants don blackface, red lips, nappy wigs and colorful period attire.

Saint Nicholas’ helper is Black Peter, a controversial character that inspires people in the Netherlands to actually think it’s OK to wear blackface around the holidays. Illustration from a book by Rie Cramer

By Dutch tradition, Zwarte Piet was the servant of Sinterklaas — most likely a “blackamoor,” the name given to Africans who were captured and sold into slavery. The Dutch had the preeminent slave trade in Europe, and one of their roles was acquiring and transporting slaves to the Americas. Slave trade was abolished in the Netherlands in 1863, and while some locals perceive wearing blackface and dressing up like Black Peter as an innocuous tradition, others view the practice as a distasteful connection to the past.

Eventually Saint Nicholas morphed into Santa Claus

9. He morphed into Santa Claus in the U.S.

The Reformation attempted to erase the image of St. Nicholas, without success. The tradition was brought to New Amsterdam, the original name for New York, established at the southern tip of Manhattan island, via Dutch settlers as the beloved and saintly bishop Sinterklaas. After years of mispronunciation, the name evolved into Santa Claus.

St. Nick lost much of his bishop’s attire and began wearing red cloaks before he got his telltale suit

10. Washington Irving played a part in our conception of Santa as well.

In 1809, author Washington Irving’s satire History of New York From the Beginning of the World to the End of the Dutch Dynasty, he introduced the “Knickerbocker,” a New Yorker who could trace his ancestry to the original Dutch settlers. It was also a reference to the style of pants the settlers wore.

In its pages, Irving described Santa as a jolly Dutchman who smoked a long-stemmed clay pipe and wore baggy breeches and a broad-brimmed hat. The familiar phrase “laying his finger beside his nose” first appeared in this story.

Naughty Santa! I guess people started leaving out milk and cookies so he wouldn’t drink their Cokes and eat their leftovers, as seen in this vintage ad

11. Things really do go better with Coke.

In 1822, Clement C. Moore wrote a whimsical poem for his children, “A Visit From St. Nicholas,” which was published the following year and is more commonly known by its opening line “’Twas the Night Before Christmas.”

Coca-Cola commissioned artist Haddon Sundblom to create an image of a wholesome, realistic Santa Claus, which was inspired by Moore’s poem. His popular image of a pleasantly plump Santa debuted in 1931 and is the one that endures, setting the standard for renditions that followed. –Duke

20 Creepy Santa Pictures

These vintage pictures of Santa Claus will scare children and adults alike.

 

America has a long tradition of children being horrified to get plopped onto the lap of a fat stranger dressed in a garishly red outfit, his face covered in a white beard. But these vintage photos of Santas past take that horror to the next level.

When you see these Kris Kringles, visions of sugarplums won’t be dancing in your head — you’ll have terrible nightmares instead.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.

That’s how the narrator of “A Visit From St. Nicholas,” better known as “The Night Before Christmas,” describes Santa in Clement Clarke Moore’s famous poem.



But when you see these Kris Kringles, visions of sugarplums won’t be dancing in your head — you’ll have terrible nightmares instead. –Wally



A Very Merry, Kinda Scary Vintage Christmas

13 of the strangest vintage Christmas cards that don’t quite bring good tidings to you and your kin.

I started out thinking I’d collect a bunch of charming vintage Christmas cards for this post. And while I found some cute images of eager children, kind Santas and snow-covered winter wonderlands, they just weren’t doing it for me. They didn’t begin to compare to the creepy excellence of vintage Halloween cards or the Yuletide greetings from that devilish Krampus.

And then I came across an old Christmas card that depicted the cheerful sentiment of a man getting mauled to death by a polar bear.

Given that I’m more likely to be on Santa’s naughty than nice list, I knew I had found my theme: Christmas cards that have a bizarre bent.

Given that I’m more likely to be on Santa’s naughty than nice list, I knew I had found my theme: Christmas cards that have a bizarre bent. As I searched around online, I grew more and more confounded. What the heck does a dead robin have to do with a merry Christmas? What’s up with that frog who stabbed and robbed his compatriot? What is that thing in the pot — and why does the cook have a bird’s head? Why are those oysters so sad? And who gave that little doggie a rifle?!

Here are the 14 weirdest vintage Christmas cards I could find.

Wishing you a weird and wonderful Christmas! –Wally

Caganer: A Crappy Spanish Christmas Tradition Explained

No Catalan Christmas is complete without Caga Tio’s crazy counterpart, the Christmas Shitter.

As hard as it might be to believe, this figurine of a man squatting and taking a poop, known as the Caganer, is actually placed in nativity scenes.

On the sick and demented show South Park, which never fails to serve up brilliant zeitgeist zingers, there’s an unlikely Yuletide character: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. He’s literally a merry little piece of shit. Part of what makes him so funny — besides the fact that he flies out of the toilet and leaves brown schmears everywhere he goes — is how absurd it is to connect what was once the holiest of holidays with, well, fecal matter.

Turns out the Catalans had already been doing just that for a couple of centuries.

The Caganer has his pants pulled down to expose his ample bottom — and there’s a spiral of shit at his feet.

You can find dozens of defecating delights at Barcelona’s Christmas fair, the Fira de Santa Llúcia.

Who exactly is the Caganer?

He’s a cheerful little guy dressed in a traditional Catalan outfit: white shirt, red cap and belt, black pants. Innocuous from the front, there’s a surprise around back. The Caganer has his pants pulled down to expose his ample bottom — and there’s a spiral of shit at his feet.

 

How do you pronounce Caganer? 

My friend Albert, who lives in Barcelona, sent voice recordings so I could hear how you properly pronounce Caganer. To me, it sounded like “ka-ga-nay,” but said very quickly. I suggested that pronunciation guide to Albert, and he wasn’t quite sold.

Moral of the story: End the word with an “ay” sound rather than “er” — and you should get an A for effort.

 

RELATED: ¿Como se dice “shit” en español? Learn Spanish swear words here!

 

Holy crap! The defecating figurine is actually placed in the nativity scene.

It sounds sacrilegious to include someone dropping a deuce near Jesus, Mary, Joseph, the Three Wise Men and the rest of the nativity bunch. But that’s exactly what Catalan families do — though the Caganer is placed far away from the manger.

“The Caganer is never in the front of the nativity scene. That would be a lack of respect. He’s always hidden in a corner, under a bridge or behind a tree, and every morning the children play a game, hunting for the Caganer,” Joan Lliteras, a self-proclaimed “Caganer connoisseur,” told the BBC.

 

How the heck did this tradition start?

As strange as it sounds, the Caganer is seen as a symbol of fertility and good fortune.

“There was the legend that if a countryside man did not put a Caganer in the nativity scene, he would have a very bad year collecting vegetables,” Lliteras explained.

“Others say that the irreverent figure is meant to humble establishment figures or that it demonstrates that no one can be prepared for when Jesus will appear,” Smithsonian.com reported.

There’s another theory: Not everyone could give the Son of God expensive gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh like the Magi.

“It was the only thing the little shepherd boy had to give the Baby Jesus,” Nancy Duneuve told the BBC. “So it’s not at all disrespectful — it’s a great gift.”

Manure, after all, makes good fertilizer.

Political, pop culture and sports figures all get the Caganer treatment

Was that the Queen of England I saw taking a dump?

Why, yes, yes, it was. The Caganer tradition has entered the modern era. While you can still find the original Caganer, the Christmas markets of Barcelona and the nearby area are filled with Star Wars characters, political figures (yes, Trump has become popular this year), football stars, the Pope, Spider-Man and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Vendors insist it’s not an insult but rather a great honor to be depicted as a Christmas crapper.

 

Believe it or not, this isn’t the only Scatological Catalan Christmas tradition!

Our friend Albert’s nieces sit atop a giant Caga Tío, a log you feed and beat until it poops out treats.

Our friend Albert’s nieces sit atop a giant Caga Tío, a log you feed and beat until it poops out treats.

There’s also the Caga Tío, the Pooping Log. This is a piece of wood with a cartoonish face (googly eyes, big smile). It wears a traditional red Catalan cap like the Caganer and is covered with a blanket. Kids feed it their leftovers, beat it with sticks, sing a song — and hope it poops out yummy treats. I guess you could say they literally beat the shit out of it.

 

Visit Caganer.com — and start your own collection. Catalan Christmases truly are the shit. –Wally

 

ANOTHER BIZARRE XMAS TRADITION: Krampus, the Christmas Devil