11 Factors to Consider When Comparing Travel Insurance Plans

How to choose the best travel insurance to suit your needs, including coverage, costs and key features. 

Severely delayed or canceled flights, lost or stolen luggage, natural disasters, political turmoil in your destination country—any of these issues can quickly turn your dream trip into a nightmare. Travel insurance acts as a safety net, making it easier to adjust your travel plans and potentially lower your overall costs.

By covering many of the unexpected costs associated with travel disruptions, you can keep your budget on track and emergency funds intact, so you can focus on enjoying activities like excursions and dining.

What should I look for when comparing travel insurance plans?

Here are the most important factors to consider when comparing travel insurance plans to find the policy that best fits your needs.

1. Policy prices and your budget

Before choosing a travel insurance policy, figure out your total budget and how much you’re willing to pay out-of-pocket for claims (this is known as voluntary excess). For example, with a $200 deductible, you’ll cover the first $200 of any claim. Once you know your budget and deductible, you can narrow down your options accordingly.

A policy with more extensive coverage requires a larger investment but offers protection for a wider range of situations. Basic policies are more affordable but may only cover common travel-related issues, such as trip cancellation and interruption. Consider whether the added assurance of a comprehensive policy is worth the higher cost.

2. Coverage for trip delays, interruptions and cancellations

Travel insurance policies often provide financial protection if your trip gets cancelled, delayed or interrupted. 

A great travel insurance policy will cover things like hotel expenses, the cost of food and drink or other travel expensess when your trip is disrupted.

3. The areas covered by the policy

Travel insurance policies can cover a single country or multiple countries. If you plan on traveling across borders and visiting several countries in a single trip, consider getting an international policy so you have seamless coverage during your travels. However, if you have just one country to visit during your trip, a single-country policy will suffice.

4. The number of countries you’re visiting

There are various types of travel insurance policies available, including those for a single journey, multiple journeys or annual policies for an unlimited amount of travel within a 12-month period.

As the name suggests, a single journey policy covers you for one trip, and you’ll need to specify to your insurance provider which country you’re traveling to. International travel insurance plans cover hundreds of different countries, so you have more freedom to travel wherever you like, while still having some protection with your travel plans.

5. The number of people traveling 

Travel insurance policies can also be split into categories based on how many people are covered in a single policy. For example, you can get a single-person plan that only you can benefit from or a joint policy, where you can share your coverage with another person, whether it’s your partner, sibling, child or even a friend.

If you’re traveling with your entire family, consider getting a family policy. Compared with multiple single-person policies, a family policy often works out cheaper, so you have more to spend on booking the perfect holiday, dining in top-rated restaurants, where you can practice great tipping etiquette.

6. Healthcare coverage

Many travel insurance providers offer health insurance (also called medical insurance) as part of their policies. These policies help pay for access to doctors and other healthcare professionals in your local area when traveling. They may also cover prescription medications and ongoing therapies if you’re managing a chronic health issue.

Healthcare and medical treatments can be expensive in foreign countries, even in places that have free universal healthcare for their citizens. 

7. Coverage limits

Make sure you understand the maximum amount the insurance will pay out for various claims, such as medical expenses, lost luggage or trip cancellations. Some policies may have caps that are lower than what you might need.

8. Exclusions

Review what’s not covered by the policy. Common exclusions can include pre-existing medical conditions, certain activities like extreme sports or travel to specific countries. Insurance providers may exclude coverage for travel to countries that are deemed high-risk due to political instability, war, terrorism or health outbreaks. Examples of countries that might be excluded include Syria, Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea, Libya and Yemen. 

Knowing these exclusions can prevent unpleasant surprises and help you select a policy that aligns with your travel plans.

9. Claims process

Understand how to make a claim, the documentation required and the timeframe for claim submissions. A simple and efficient claim process can make a big difference during a stressful situation.

10. Customer support

Check if the insurance provider offers 24/7 customer support, especially useful when traveling internationally. Immediate assistance can be crucial when dealing with emergencies in different time zones.

11. Repatriation and emergency evacuation

You might want to see if the policy covers the costs of repatriation and emergency evacuation if you fall seriously ill or get injured and need to be transported back home.

Travel Insurance: You’ve Got It Covered

When choosing a travel insurance policy, consider these 11 factors to help ensure you select the best coverage for your needs. Whether it’s protecting yourself against unexpected travel disruptions, covering medical expenses or ensuring your entire family is protected, a well-chosen travel insurance plan can provide peace of mind and financial security. 

Take the time to compare different policies, assess your needs and find the right balance between coverage and cost. With the right travel insurance, you can enjoy your international adventures with confidence, knowing you’re prepared for any unexpected events. Safe travels! –John Moran

To Tip or Not to Tip? A Traveler’s Guide to Global Tipping Etiquette

We unravel the mystery of tipping customs around the world and explore tipping history to ensure you tip appropriately wherever you go.

Keeping up with the local etiquette of different destinations can be tough when you travel. While some countries expect you to leave gratuity no matter the kind of service provided, others will be shocked to see even a small amount of cash has been left at the end of a meal.

While you’ll encounter different customs in different places, it’s important to get it right no matter where you are. 

“Tipping can be important to ensure workers receive fair compensation — but it could also be argued that it’ll only act to further encourage this culture of underpayment.”

Where did tipping begin?

Tipping, the ancient art of showing appreciation with cold, hard cash, has been around since the Middle Ages. In Tudor England, it began with masters tipping their servants for a job well done. Later, houseguests would begin to offer tips, too — and eventually, workers across the country were receiving them in commercial establishments.

A couple hundred years later, tipping reached the Americas. Here, the practice has a more controversial history. In the late 1800s, previously enslaved people began seeking paid work. But their wages were so low that they were essentially unable to live on the amount they received (sound familiar?). Rather than offering their workers a fairer wage, employers chose to promote tipping to customers as a way to subsidize their workers’ incomes.

Similarly, the spread of colonialism brought with it the culture of tipping to each corner of the world that it reached — and as such, the practice can be found in countries all across the globe today.

Where should you tip?

Tipping is common in countries across Europe — but in establishments where it’s expected, a service charge is usually included in the bill. Similarly, tips are often shared between an entire staff rather than being received by one individual — making it hard if you want to tip only the staff member who has served you.

For the most part, not tipping in European countries isn’t seen as a big deal. It’s generally reserved for excellent service in a restaurant, and you’re usually only expected to leave a maximum of 10% of your overall bill.

In North America, on the other hand, tipping is very important — in fact, it’s considered rude not to leave a tip of at least 20%. This applies not only in restaurants, but in bars, hotels, salons, transport services, tour services and, essentially, anywhere else in which you’re in receipt of a service or some kind of assistance.

In recent years, particularly with the rise of digital payment systems, there’s been a noticeable shift towards higher tipping expectations in the United States. These point-of-sale devices often prompt customers to leave tips of 20%, 25% or even 30%, even in settings where tipping wasn’t traditionally expected, like at counter service or for takeout. This phenomenon, sometimes referred to as “tipflation,” has led many consumers to feel pressured into tipping more generously due to the social pressure of these preset suggestions and the ease of adding a tip with a simple tap on a screen​.

Some countries take an entirely opposite approach. In Hong Kong and Japan, tipping can actually be seen as insulting. Here, great service is the standard and norm, so workers don’t expect extra compensation for going above and beyond. Tourist companies sometimes accept tips — but you should offer gratuity discreetly.

Countries in the Middle East and Africa have a similar approach to tipping as in North America. In Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, for instance, tips are always expected. In Dubai in particular, an additional 15-20% gratuity is customary on top of any service charge. Countries such as Jordan and Morocco also expect around 15-20%. In places that get a lot of tourism, such as Egypt, a service charge is generally added, and you’re not expected to leave anything on top of that.

As tipping customs vary greatly from place to place, it’s important to always research before you travel. Norms and customs change over time, so it’s best to familiarize yourself with the local expectations before you venture abroad.

Why is tipping important?

Because the practice of tipping is rooted in colonialism and slavery, it’s something that should be considered carefully — cultural norms should be respected wherever you travel.

All in all, whether you tip typically comes down to personal preference. In some parts of the world, such as certain states in the U.S., employers are still allowed to pay their workers less than the national minimum wage, so long as their income is subsidized with tips. In cases like these, tipping can be important to ensure workers receive fair compensation — but it could also be argued that it’ll only act to further encourage this culture of underpayment.

If you’re ever unsure about whether or not to tip while traveling, you could conduct some online research, ask other travelers or speak to a tourist board about local etiquette. 

Master the art of tipping, and you’ll win hearts and minds across the globe. –Andrew Ellison

Click, Book, Go: Transportation Travel Hacks

The pros and cons of booking transportation online. Don’t get stuck at the station. Try these online booking tips for buses, trains and ferries.

OK, play along. 

Come up with a list of your favorite things about traveling. 

Is arranging transportation on there?

Didn’t think so.

When planning your travels, you’re more likely to envision sipping from a fresh coconut on a beach, wandering a city or challenging your body with a hike.

Even booking your accommodation can be fun as you sort through luxury resorts, boutique hotels or comfortable homestays. 

But transportation? Who actually enjoys figuring out those logistics, especially if they’re complicated? People who have found the right platforms and technology to solve all their transport woes — that’s who!

Technology makes travel easier

Google Maps has revolutionized the way we travel. Within seconds, we can find out how to get from Point A to B. However, its functionality is still limited.  

Google doesn’t always tell you where to book your tickets or, most of the time, how much they cost. That’s where online transportation booking platforms step in. 

Book transport stress-free 

With Bookaway, for example, you can search and compare bus, train, and ferry tickets in 128 countries worldwide. Their website offers over 80,000 travel routes, so you’re likely to find what you need. 

You can also see the price, duration, pick-up/drop-off locations and even photos of what the transport will be like — things you probably want to know when booking a 12-hour bus journey. 

Arranging transportation for your travels doesn’t sound so bad now, does it? 

Booking online vs. booking in person

Being able to book bus, train and ferry tickets online has made traveler’s lives so much easier. 

Yet some travelers still argue it’s better to book in person, so let’s take a look at the pros and cons of booking transportation online.

Pros of booking transportation online

• You can organize and book your transport before you even get to the country.

• You don’t have to spend time and money getting to and from the booking office or station to get your tickets. 

• You can avoid language barrier struggles. 

• There’s often 24-hour customer service if you need help with your booking. 

Cons of booking transportation online 

• There may be more transportation routes and times available than what are shown online.

• Some routes might be more expensive than booking in person. 

• You get to practice your foreign language skills when booking tickets in real life. 

Travel Hacks for Happy Trips

By this point, you’ve hopefully realized there’s no need to dread organizing your transport. 

The next step is to figure out how to make the journey a more enjoyable experience. Believe it or not, equipped with the right tools, a 12-hour bus trek or six-hour ferry can actually be pleasant. 

Best tips and tricks to make travel days easier

1. Have everything organized beforehand. Know where you’re leaving from, have tickets printed out if needed and give yourself plenty of time. 

2. Download podcasts, movies and TV shows. Save your data. A book is also great if you don’t get motion sick. 

3. To continue enjoying the above, ensure you have a portable charger. Running out of battery on your phone is stressful and not fun. Especially since, for most of us, our phones are also our cameras.

4. Bring a sweatshirt or sweater just in case the air conditioning is blasting. At times, it might be welcomed; at others, it might feel like the Arctic. 

5. Come equipped with plenty of snacks and water. Being hungry and bored is a horrible combination. 

Organizing transport doesn’t have to suck

Go back to that list of your favorite things about traveling. After reading this, we hope booking your transportation can be added to it.

After all, planning is half the fun of travel! –Kate Woodley

Do’s and Don’ts for a Safe and Healthy Trip to Bali

A ride-share app to help you get around, things you can do to avoid getting sick, and what gay tourists need to know before a visit to Bali.

With its stunning beaches and rich cultural legacy, Bali remains a popular travel destination. The Ngurah Rai Immigration Office reported that over 2.1 million tourists flew to Bali in 2022, and some sources say that number rose to 5 million visitors last year.

But here’s the twist: With all those seeking a slice of paradise comes the downside of overcrowded beaches, attractions swarming with tourists and nightmarish traffic, not to mention instances of tourists behaving badly. The province is considering implementing a tourist tax, according to Time, to address the environmental impact of tourism, offsetting it with local infrastructure development. 

The welcoming nature of the Island of the Gods and its residents is often disrupted by “nuisance” foreigners who disregard local laws and commit social taboos. At the same time, your trip may be marred by health issues if you don’t take the proper precautions — even though no vaccinations are currently required to visit. To truly enjoy the idyllic and tropical experience of Bali, here are some things to keep in mind to help protect you as a tourist and pay respect to your travel destination.

A ride-share app could make getting around Bali a whole lot easier.

Do use trusted transport. 

As the number of tourists continues to rise and construction projects spring up all over the island, it’s likely you’ll encounter traffic congestion at some point. The majority of the island’s roads are narrow and winding, creating challenges for cars, trucks and buses to pass each other. Consequently, locals have raised transportation prices for tourists, who reluctantly accept these rates due to a lack of alternative options for reaching their destination.

Visitors just might be able to avoid this by using ride-hailing apps like Grab to call a car or motorbike for transport. It offers fixed rates per booking, so you won’t be surprised by additional costs. The app also monitors every ride to detect unsafe scenarios and sends an alert to users in case they need support. 

A lot of beds on Bali have mosquito netting — and for good reason.

Do use mosquito repellent.

Bali's tropical climate, high rainfall and humid conditions create the perfect breeding ground for mosquitoes. In the first quarter of 2023, approximately 2,470 cases of dengue fever were reported, with patients exhibiting symptoms such as high fever, nausea and rashes. In extreme cases, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) recommends using products with DEET to protect from mosquito-borne illnesses. Brands that have this ingredient are Off! and Coleman, which you can purchase before your trip.

Heatwaves in Bali are 30 times more common now because of climate change, according to the Indonesian Meteorology, Climatology and Geophysics Agency.

Do maximize sun protection.

Bali’s great any time of year, and as part of Indonesia, has subtle weather changes. From May to September, it’s mostly dry, sunny and warm, while the wet season occurs from November to March. But any time you go, it’s going to be hot. To reduce the risk of sunburn and skin cancer, protect yourself by using a broad-spectrum sunscreen with an SPF rating of at least 30 and consider wearing layers, such as a lightweight long-sleeve shirt.

And remember to safeguard your eyes. Prolonged exposure to UV rays can lead to photokeratitis, akin to sunburn on your eyes, and puts you at risk of cataracts. So try using anti-glare sunglasses with polarized lenses to shield against the Bali sun while maintaining good vision. This is why it pays to invest in a brand known for providing good eye protection. The lenses on Ray-Ban sunglasses, for example, have enhanced UV protection and provide maximum glare reduction to help your vision adjust more easily in sunny areas. And since you can get these lenses on the iconic Wayfarer or classic Aviators, you can add to the style factor of your Bali look.

Touristy areas are more likely to have filtered water and ice, but that doesn’t mean you should ever drink the tap water. One of the first things you should do is get a bottle of water to put in your bathroom for when you brush your teeth.

Don’t drink the tap water.

Visitors to Bali sometimes experience “Bali belly,” which causes them to experience diarrhea, abdominal pain, loss of appetite and nausea. It’s often caused by contamination, as the body isn’t accustomed to unfamiliar bacteria found in local water sources and food. As such, it’s best to only drink bottled or filtered water during your stay. And if you want an iced drink, go to a higher-end café or one that caters to tourists — and make sure you ask that the ice is made from filtered water. Or, you can play it safe and skip the iced lattes and smoothies while you’re on Bali.

Don’t forget ocean safety checks.

Bali’s a surfer’s paradise for beginners and seasoned professionals alike, drawing visitors to spots like Canggu, Nusa Lembongan and Keramas, to name a few. However, the waves can be sizable and challenging, so it’s advisable to look for flags indicating designated swimming areas and their conditions. Consult local lifeguards to ensure safety and avoid swimming near surfers, as there's a risk of accidental collisions.

Additionally, you should ask whether the area has any coral reefs you need to be cautious of when you’re swimming, diving or surfing.

A huge part of the charm of Bali is experiencing its rich Hindu culture. And while Hinduism is more tolerant of gays than Islam, don’t do anything that could get you into trouble (i.e., be low-key).

Don’t neglect local laws regarding LGBTQ+ issues.

While Indonesia boasts the world’s largest Muslim population, Bali stands out as an island where the majority of its inhabitants practice Hinduism. One of the religious concepts practiced here is based on atma, promoting a live-and-let-live philosophy. This inclusive atmosphere is one of the many factors that make it a popular destination among the lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans and queer (LGBTQ+) community. However, it’s crucial to note that cultural boundaries still exist, and public displays of affection for both gay and straight couples are frowned upon.

Despite Bali being more tolerant, the country of Indonesia doesn’t officially recognize same-sex relationships. They have enacted laws making consensual sex outside of marriage illegal, which applies to citizens and foreigners, gay and straight alike. 

While queer tourists are welcome, you can’t freely practice the same openness with your identity that you might back home. In fact, USA Today reported that in January 2020, an American lesbian couple was deported after promoting the island of Bali as “queer-friendly.” Do yourself a favor: Avoid discussing LGBTQ topics. As with anywhere you go, respect local customs and err on the side of caution.

But if you follow these do’s and don’ts, you’re bound to discover the beauty that Bali offers. –Abigail Cameron

Travel Planning Made Easy With Chatbots

If you want a stress-free travel experience, let chatbots help you find deals, book flights and hotels and create custom itineraries. Plus: Learn why you should have a VPN, too. 

Travel planning has gotten a whole lot easier thanks to chatbots.

In the past, planning a trip was a time-consuming and often frustrating experience. Even today, many travelers have to spend hours researching flights, hotels and activities that fit within their interests, budgets and dates. 

But now there’s a new way to plan travel: chatbots. Generative AI chatbots are programs that simulate human conversation, using natural language processing and machine learning, allowing users to complete a variety of travel-related tasks with a digital device — almost as if they were communicating with a person.

“Today’s chatbots are not like HAL, the sentient AI in Stanley Kubrick’s ‘2001: A Space Odyssey.’

They’re simply tools that can help you make your travel planning easier.”

Even if you’re a seasoned pro, chatbots can still help you plan your next trip. New tech tools are making travel planning easier than ever. According to research by Humley, a UK-based tech company that creates AI-assisted chatbots, 87% of people surveyed said they would use a travel chatbot if it could save them time and money.

Today’s chatbots are not like HAL, the sentient AI in Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey. They’re simply tools that can help you make your travel planning easier.

A travel chatbot can act as a personal assistant, offer budget-friendly travel options, book transportation and offer suggestions based on user behavior. If you have an issue, it can seem as if airlines make you wait on hold for longer than the flights you’re trying to book. Why wait on hold for an hour when you can speak with a smart computer immediately? Hop aboard this growing trend.

Where to next? Chatbots can help you decide — and get the best deals.

Benefits of Travel Chatbots

As chatbots become more nuanced and sophisticated, they offer a wider range of benefits for both travelers and travel businesses. Plus they’re able to learn and adapt to your personal needs. Here are the most common ways bots are revolutionizing the travel industry:

Up-to-date information: One of the biggest benefits of travel chatbots is that they can provide travelers with up-to-date information on prices, destinations and packages. This information is constantly being updated, so travelers can be sure they’re getting the best possible deal.

Multilingual support: Chatbots can be programmed to speak multiple languages, which makes them accessible to a global audience.

Personalized recommendations: Travel chatbots can also provide personalized recommendations to travelers. This is done by taking into account the traveler’s interests, budget and travel history. This can help travelers to find the perfect experience for them.

Real-time response: Forget limited office hours and automated voice prompts. Chatbots are available 24/7, so you can get help with your travel plans no matter what time of day it is. They’re also versatile enough that they can pass the baton to a human agent if things get tricky. With almost half of all customers expecting round-the-clock availability, real-time answers are the name of the game. 

Increased efficiency: Chatbots can help travel businesses increase their efficiency by handling a large number of customer inquiries without the need for human intervention. This can free up staff members to focus on other tasks, such as providing more personalized service to customers.

Kick back and relax, and let AI do the heavy lifting.

How Chatbots and Other Tools Can Make Travel Planning Easier

They make initial inquiries a breeze.

Navigating travel plans can be as chaotic as a tourist rush at the Louvre. Ever-changing rules and questions about travel insurance, restrictions and fees, can leave your head spinning. But fear not: These trusty sidekicks can answer your questions quickly and reliably, without the long wait for a live agent. 

They track lost luggage.

When your luggage goes missing in a labyrinth of unfamiliar airports, fear not, weary traveler, for the chatbot is here to lend a helping hand (or virtual voice). Armed with real-time data from airports and other points of departure, they can offer immediate assistance to track it down. And should misfortune strike and your baggage goes entirely AWOL, a chatbot can guide you through the bureaucracy of filing a claim. 

If you’re planning a trip to Vietnam, a chatbot might suggest an excursion on Ha Long Bay — and score you a good deal.

They make suggestions you might actually find useful. 

Chatbots can collect data about customer preferences and behavior, which can be used to improve the travel experience for future customers. And armed with some of your personal preferences, these digital dynamos can get quite adept at weaving their magic to create your ultimate travel package, seamlessly bundling flights, hotel stays, car rentals, and even sweet discounts on tours and activities. 

Think of chatbots as concierges with insider knowledge, coming up with hidden gems you might have otherwise missed. 

They can find the most favorable conditions for booking. 

Chatbots like Expedia’s on Facebook Messenger, can be the ultimate deal-finder. Just type in your desired destination and travel dates, and even throw in specific requests like non-smoking rooms or all-inclusive resorts — and the chatbot will swiftly sift through a variety of options, presenting you with a curated selection of relevant options. 

They can also simplify arranging wheelchair services, changing check-in dates and selecting the best seats. With a few taps and clicks, you can effortlessly finalize your reservations, make payments and voilà! Your detailed itinerary will be whisked to your phone’s text app or email inbox.

They help reduce the frustration of the cancellation process. 

Nobody likes dealing with cancellations, but with chatbots, the process has never been easier. They’re equipped to easily access customer info, retrieve reservation codes and navigate refund policies. 

Bonus tip! Set up a VPN for deals, privacy and access to foreign streaming platforms. 

A VPN (virtual private network) can act as a cloak of invisibility, a gateway to unbeatable deals and a VIP pass to entertainment options. It encrypts your data, masks your location and routes your online usage securely. 

What does that mean for travelers? First, access those sweet local deals! Connect to a server in your desired region and unveil a treasure trove of unbeatable prices. Second, you can indulge in global entertainment — log onto Netflix UK, for example, no matter where you are. 

Here’s how to set up a VPN:

1. Find a reputable VPN provider with the right features.

2. Download and install their app.

3. Sign up, configure and select your desired server location.

4. Connect with a single click, and you’re off to the races.

5. Confirm your new virtual location by checking your IP address on a dedicated website.

From getting the best prices to tracking lost luggage, chatbots can make the process more seamless. Best of all, they’re available at all hours — and won’t put you on hold for half an hour.

Travel Help — No Humans Needed

Need to arrange wheelchair services? Find the best deals? Score a sweet excursion package? With chatbots and AI, you’ll save time and effort — and, chances are, have a more pleasant experience than you would being on hold for interminable amounts of time and getting shuffled around from one department to another. And they’re getting better at an exponential rate.

Don’t be afraid to embrace the power of chatbots, because the tech travel journey has just begun! –Tony Olsen

What to Know Before You Go to San Miguel de Allende

10 travel tips for a trip to SMA, concerning everything from navigating the cobblestone streets, avoiding a potential late-night mugging, taking a taxi, and enjoying free music and art. 

San Miguel de Allende is so charming it’s easy to forget that you still have to play it safe.

I find it hard to imagine that most visitors to San Miguel de Allende won’t have a marvelous time. But, that being said, there are some easy things you can do to help make things go more smoothly.

“A group of friends headed back to their hotel around 2 a.m., but two of the young women got separated.

Before they knew what was happening, they were being attacked.”

Learn how to pronounce it correctly.

Phonetic spellings aren’t the easiest, but it’s really just the last part that would trip up most foreigners. Try saying the town like this: San Mee-ghell day Ah-yenday. 

It’s quite a mouthful, which is probably why some abbreviate it to SMA or simply shorten it to San Miguel. 

Watch your step. 

As charming as the cobblestone streets are, they’re uneven. It’s hard enough to navigate a trip around the historic town center in the best of circumstances, but when it rained while we were there, the stones became surprisingly slick — all the more dangerous because San Miguel de Allende has quite a few hills.

The sidewalks are narrow in most areas, made of local paving stones, with steps up to front doors and dips down for parking all along the way. It’s easy to imagine a quick slip that would result in a sprained ankle. 

I can’t imagine being elderly or mobility-impaired here, and I’m confused how anyone could safely retire in such a hilly town where every step is a potential pratfall. So, reconsider high heels, tractionless sandals or flip-flops unless you’re inside.

Play it safe — and minimize your chances of getting mugged.  

Yes, there’s drug-related violence happening in parts of Mexico. And we don’t want to be on the hook if something atrocious happens — but we’ve made quite a few trips to Mexico in recent years and have always felt safe. 

I mean, most people wouldn’t think twice about a trip to Chicago, where we live, even though there’s an alarmingly high rate of people getting shot. Much like how you should avoid certain neighborhoods in Chicago, there are areas in Mexico to steer clear of. The U.S. State Department offers travel advisories for Mexico on a region-by-region level.

That being said, after our perfectly delightful stay in San Miguel de Allende, we got a startling wakeup call that reminded us never to let our guard down.

The young woman sitting next to us on the plane back complimented our bracelets and asked if we had a nice time in San Miguel. We gushed about our trip and then asked about her stay. Her face became serious, and Duke and I both started feeling awkward, knowing something dramatic was coming. 

“I got mugged,” she said, showing us a large area of bruising on her arm. We listened to her story, eyes wide.

The young woman was in town for a wedding at the Rosewood, one of the fancier chain hotels on the outskirts of town. On a Thursday night, she and a group of friends had been out drinking at the bars. They headed back to the hotel around 2 a.m., but she and a girl friend got separated. Before they knew what was happening, some guy grabbed her.

“I was struggling and fighting back,” she told us. “But then I stopped to ask myself why I was doing that.” 

She got off better than her friend. Her assailant punched her right in the face, breaking her nose. 

The men took the girls’ purses and cell phones — and the incident ruined the trip and left the young women feeling vulnerable and violated. 

Time and time again, we hear about muggings happening to people stumbling home drunk from the bars. (Our friend Kevin, who lives in Oaxaca, gave us similar warnings.) So, please, if you want to go out and have a good time, take a taxi home. Much like in the States, muggings increase late at night on side streets.

Take a taxi when you can — but figure out the cost before you get in.

Duke and I found SMA to be a very walkable city (if a slightly precarious one — see the second tip). If you’re staying at one of the large hotels farther out, I suppose you could hop in a green taxi to get into el Centro. Just agree on your price beforehand. We didn’t taxi around town too much, but you shouldn’t pay more than 100 pesos (5 bucks) a trip.

Skip Uber — and be prepared to fork over a substantial sum for day trip transportation. 

If you’re going for a longer ride outside of town (to the quirky Chapel of Jimmy Ray, La Gruta hot springs, the church of Atotonilco or the city of Guanajuato, say), you’ll have to arrange a driver. Uber isn’t the amazingly easy and affordable option it is in Mexico City. When we visited at the end of 2022, our drivers canceled on us or the app declared that no rides were available. 

A round-trip to Guanajuato was $160, but that involved hiring a driver for the day, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. We got dropped off at the Mummy Museum, wandered by foot along Calle Tepetapa and Avenida Benito Juaréz, then took the funicular up to the overlook. As we headed back down, we texted our driver, and he picked us up near the funicular ticket booth.

So, unfortunately, your best option sometimes is to fork over ridiculously high amounts to get most places. Our hotel-arranged airport pickup, for instance, set us back $128 (though it was an hour-and-a-half ride). 

Not wanting to pay that much when we went back to the airport, we simply went down the street to the taxi stand we noticed along Plaza de la Soledad. The first driver who pulled up said he’d take us to Querétaro Airport for about $60 — half what we paid previously.

Carry change with you for the bathroom — and know which one you’re supposed to go in. 

There are public bathrooms scattered throughout town — but as mentioned in our article on tips for Oaxaca, you’ll have to shell out some pesos to use them. Elsewhere, we’ve found baños typically cost about 5 pesos; here it was often 10 to 12 pesos (we’re still talking about less than a dollar). 

Speaking of baños, if you see a door with an M on it, that doesn’t stand for “men.” It’s “mujeres” — the word for “women” in Spanish. Hopefully this saves some men from the awkward situation of walking into the women’s room. The men’s room will have an H on it for “hombres.”

Enjoy free live music. 

In the evening, mariachis take over the main square, el Jardín de Allende, in front of the big church. It’s a sporadic affair: Sometimes a lone trumpet player will break out into a tune; sometimes a line of six men will play a song for a group of people sitting on the wall in front of San Miguel Arcángel. 

You should definitely devote some time to hanging out in the Jardín in the evening, maybe having a drink at one of the corner cafés, and enjoy the free show.

Climb the hill to the Mirador for a view of the town. 

It’s a cool vantage point to see the city center and the surrounding sprawl — just not an amazing one. It’s quite a hike up to the Lookout, and the trip down the slippery, uneven stones can be hard on the knees. Plus, you’ve got to constantly dodge cars on the narrow streets. 

That being said, if you’re in reasonably good shape and have some extra time in SMA, we do recommend making the trek up to the Lookout. 

Bring an umbrella. 

When it rains, water flows from canales, spouts that jut out a few feet — pouring down smack dab in the middle of the sidewalk. And even hours after it has rained, those spouts are still dribbling out water. 

Admire the art — even if you’re not there to make a big purchase.

Whereas Oaxaca is rooted in folk art traditions like the wooden creatures called alebrijes, SMA has a history of fine art. You’ll pass numerous spots showcasing sculptures and paintings, and we didn’t feel any pressure from salespeople in the galleries and high-end shops we popped into.

If you follow these tips and avoid trouble, you’re sure to have an amazing time in San Miguel de Allende. It’s not hard to see why so many American and Canadian expats have decided to call this magical city home. –Wally

5 Tips for Visiting Oaxaca From an Expat

What you need to know about public bathrooms, safety — and how to avoid getting thrown into a Mexican prison — before a trip to Oaxaca, Mexico. 

If you’re out among other people, Oaxaca is a safe town. The later it gets, and the drunker people get, the higher chance someone might take advantage of them.

We can understand why our friend Kevin moved to Oaxaca and doesn’t have any plans on ever living anywhere else. Everyone, it seems, is an artisan here, creating colorful alebrijes, textiles or pottery. It’s a culinary hotspot, serving up everything from mole to mezcal. And there’s a laidback charm to this city of just over 250,000 — and yet there always seems to be something going on. As Kevin says, every day is a parade in Oaxaca. 

In fact, Travel + Leisure magazine readers named Oaxaca as the best city in the world. That’s quite a distinction! (As Duke and I have discovered, Mexico is where it’s at: San Miguel de Allende scored the 2nd spot, while Mexico City came in at number 6.)

“ It is just a good idea to not be so USA about your phone while walking down the street, making love to Google Maps, staring at Facebook, etc. ”

That being said, like any city, Oaxaca dances to its own rhythm, and can be  dangerous at times. Before our trip to Oaxcaa, Kevin offered these tips: 

Given his smile, you wouldn’t know that Wally had a close call earlier in the day, when he was getting in desperate need of a bathroom. Thank God he had 5 pesos with him!

1. Carry several 5-peso coins with you at all times.

They will be your ticket to enter a public restroom. I have yet to see one that is free unless you are in a restaurant. This goes for pueblos (villages) as well.

Wally’s take: The 5-peso tip is always a good one to follow anywhere in Mexico. You don’t want to need an emergency stop, only to find they won’t let you into a restroom without forking over a lousy 5 pesos (the equivalent of a quarter). 

2. Be very careful of the intersections.

Most intersections are what is called “uno a uno” — one by one. That means there is no stoplight, and whoever gets there first goes through. If there is a line of cars entering, it is one by one.

Sure, you won’t be driving, but you will need to cross intersections on foot. Here, pedestrians don’t have the right of way. Stay out of the car’s way. 

Most streets are one way, so it is a little easier.  But realize that it is legal to park in the opposite direction of traffic. So be very mindful when you look to the right and see a car’s hood pointed toward you that that might not be the real direction of traffic. Look left and right every time.

Wally’s take: We had some difficulty navigating Oaxaca, even though it’s not that big of a city. Read our post about getting around Oaxaca for more tips. 

3. Keep your passport on you when traveling outside the city.

In Centro, it is not so necessary. But all it takes is for a cop to pull over a car, do an immigration check, and if someone doesn’t have their passport on them, they can and have detained people until they can prove their tourist status. With the pandemic, the wait time can be weeks or months — and you do not want to go to one of their prisons.

You could keep your driver’s license in your room. You do not need it. A passport is best to carry. 

Wally’s take: When we traveled outside the city, we didn’t bother bringing along our passports. But we were either with Kevin or on a guided tour, and felt like they could help deal with any issues if the police became involved for whatever reason.

Maybe you shouldn’t take a selfie like this in Oaxaca. But Duke and Wally can’t help but stop to take a picture of street art like this.

4. Be mindful of your phone and do not wear expensive jewelry. 

Tourists have been mugged for their phones in broad daylight in Centro. It is just a good idea to not be so USA about your phone while walking down the street, making love to Google Maps, staring at Facebook, etc.  Pretend you are in France or Spain, where pickpocketing is normal. 

Just like this street art says: No More Violence!

Here they will hold you up at gunpoint or with a knife and rob you. Is it common? No. Does it happen? Yes. Some people bring a second phone from home and pop in a SIM card here for very cheap.  That way if it gets stolen, you have your master phone in your room.

Wally’s take: As for having our phones out in Centro, just try to stop me and Duke from taking photos every block or two. 

If you’re out late at night, play it safe and call a cab.

5. Take a taxi at night.

Yes, it’s usually safe. But again: Be very aware of your surroundings. If you’re walking through Centro at 1 a.m. after drinking, it’s best to take a cab.

Wally’s take: We weren’t out late at night (we’re getting too old for that nonsense), but we did hear about people getting mugged coming from the bars late at night. 

That being said, you’ll most likely find Oaxaca to be a safe and friendly city. But it never hurts to play it safe. Discover why it was voted best city in the world. ¡Disfruten! Enjoy yourselves! –Wally

Follow these tips and you’ll have as great a time in Oaxaca as Duke did.

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How to Get Around Oaxaca

Navigating colectivos, taxis, buses and mototaxis — and why you can’t get an Uber in Oaxaca, Mexico.

You’ll have plenty of options to get around Oaxaca — many of which are ridiculously affordable.

If you’re staying in Centro in Oaxaca (and you most likely are), most sites you want to see will be a five-to-15-minute walk away — aside from the day trips to artisan villages, mezcalerías, the archeological sites of Monte Albán and Mitla, and the natural splendor of Hierve el Agua. 

Be warned, though. We relied too heavily on Google Maps as we set out to a destination, and after 10 minutes realized we were literally walking in circles. There’s definitely something funky with GPS in Oaxaca — it doesn’t update or pinpoint locations well enough to rely upon it. 

“There’s definitely something funky with GPS in Oaxaca — it doesn’t update or pinpoint locations well enough to rely upon it. ”

Bring comfortable shoes — you might be walking in circles in Oaxaca’s Centro.

I found the best thing to do is plot out your path before heading out. You can usually get from one spot to another in Centro by traveling down a maximum of three or four streets. 

Even then, smooth navigation is by no means guaranteed. A large part of why it’s so hard to get your bearings in Oaxaca is because the buildings are all built right up to the sidewalk and form a veritable corridor. Walking along them gives you no line of sight to landmarks to orient yourself. I’m sure this was done to keep the streets as cool as possible during the blazing heat — but it does make visitors feel a bit like they’re in a maze. 

The other confusing aspect is that streets will change names after a few blocks. We were looking for Porfirio Díaz, but went well beyond it because we didn’t know that 20 de Noviembre became Porfirio Díaz just one block up. Similarly, 5 de Mayo suddenly turns into Armenta y López. This will happen all the time, so make sure you have the right name for the area you want to go to.

Arriving in Oaxaca

Duke typically likes to arrange transport from the airport through our hotel. You’ll pay more, but it’s reassuring knowing that you have someone waiting there when you arrive, ready to ensure you make it safely to your lodgings. 

In Oaxaca, though, this isn’t necessary. Once you collect your baggage, head into the next room and find the transport kiosk. There’s a set fee for the trip into Centro, and it’s very affordable — ours came to about $10. Try to get to the kiosk as soon as possible, as you’ll be sharing the ride in a colectivo van, and this way you can score the best seats.

Cabs are plentiful and cheap in Oaxaca. Especially if you’re out late, play it safe and hop in a taxi to get home.

Driving Around Oaxaca 

When it came to vehicular transport for day trips and around town, I asked our friend, Kevin, who lives in Oaxaca, how we should get around. The following sections are his response:

The old-fashioned way. A cab! That is correct. Uber was not allowed here, thanks to the powerful local unions. (Though we do have food delivery from Rappi.)

Many tourists will hire a cab for the entire day since getting cabs out of artisan villages and sites like Monte Albán can be rough. 

TIP: When the time comes, you will want to join the Expats Oaxaca Facebook group and you can ask for recommendations to hire a driver for the day.  It’s very inexpensive compared to the U.S. You’ll be flooded with responses.  

A colectivo pulls up in front of our Airbnb.

What’s a Colectivo?

Another way that’s very cheap, and the method I use, are called colectivos. You’re sharing a janky-ass cab with as many people that can fit in it. Two people in the one front seat is common. Three in the back. I’ve had four in the back before, but that’s not common.  

I take them to far-off pueblos (villages) and it costs 20 pesos on average — basically $1 U.S.  

You can’t pick up a colectivo at your hotel or in Centro. You need to walk to el Mercado de Abastos (the Food Market), where they congregate. There are sections to grab these for each pueblo.

The market to get it is a 15-minute walk from Centro. But being White and walking through the market and navigating that will be tricky, as you will not want your phone out and in your hand while Google helps you navigate it. Otherwise it’s very safe. I love that market — best in Oaxaca and less touristy because they want upscale experiences in Mexico and not local slices of real life here.

Getting colectivos was definitely easier for me because I had my boyfriend navigate that shit so many times I can now do it myself. If you speak Spanish, you’ll be fine.

Returning is very simple, as they are constantly running all day to and from Oaxaca. 

We didn’t take any, but buses are an option for getting around.

Buses?

Another option are the buses. But again, don’t expect a bus like it is in the U.S. It’s really janky, loud and quite an Old World experience. I have used them often to travel to pueblos as well.

And Renting a Car?

With insurance, expect to pay about $65-$90 U.S. for a day.

Cute little mototaxis are popular ways to get around the villages outside of the city of Oaxaca.

What About in the Villages?

You will take a tuk-tuk (called mototaxis here). It’s a fantastic way to maneuver through pueblos, reach another pueblo nearby or get a ride out of a pueblo to the main road where you can grab your colectivo, etc. Super cheap.

Usually a colectivo will take you to one spot within the pueblo, and then you walk or take a tuk-tuk if you want. Normally, locals take tuk-tuks because they want to get out of the center of the pueblo to their homes. So where a colectivo drops you is typically the area you want to be in anyway. 

The mototaxis in this part of Mexico reminded us of the tuk-tuks we rode in Southeast Asia.

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When Duke and I cabbed around town, we tended to pay about 50-80 pesos. 

Don’t be surprised if the taxi doesn’t have seatbelts — we found that to be the norm. (In fact, the drivers have them but they dangle there, unused for some reason.)

You’ll find Oaxaca to be a very walkable city. And when you take those days trips — and you really must, as the artisan villages are what make this area so appealing — you have a variety of options. –Wally

Gay Travel in Egypt

How safe is it to be gay in Egypt? What should gay tourists expect? Hint: Stay off Grindr.

Wally and Duke felt comfortable enough putting their arms around each other for photos, but that should be the extent of your PDA

Let’s face it. Egypt doesn’t have the best track record when it comes to gay rights. Homosexuality isn’t technically illegal in Egypt, but it’s still a conservative Muslim country, and gays are discriminated against and routinely rounded up by the police. 

Arrests. Who’d have thought that a young man waving a rainbow flag at a concert in Cairo in 2017 would spark a major crackdown on gays? Within a single month, 76 people had been arrested, detained and possibly even tortured. (There’s a humiliating “test” some prisoners are said to undergo to see if they’ve been penetrated anally.)

“Homosexuality isn’t an official crime in Egypt, but laws combatting prostitution and “debauchery” are used to imprison gays.”

Cruising apps like Grindr are used to catch gay men, who cover their faces in shame when arrested

Because homosexuality isn’t an official crime, laws combatting prostitution and “habitual debauchery” are used to justify the imprisonment of gay men and lesbians for six months to six years. 

Cruising apps. A favorite tactic of the Egyptian police is to entrap gay men, luring them to hotels, where they are arrested, by using apps like Grindr. 

But it’s not just the police you have to worry about when using these apps, warns an anonymous source in an NBC News article: “You could be robbed or assaulted when meeting people from apps,” he says.

Buggering goes way back, as this drawing from Ancient Egypt shows

Don’t think that just because you’re a traveler you’ll be exempt. “Even foreigners are being targeted: Cases have been reported where tourists were arrested for ‘debauchery’ and deported from the country,” says Mathias Wasik, senior campaign manager at All Out, a human rights organization. “The hunt has never stopped, and the arrest and intimidations continue.” 

When people in more conservative countries ask if Wally and Duke are brothers, they now just say yes

Gay Travel Tips in Egypt

Now that you’re good and scared, it’s time to say, don’t let that stop you from visiting a country that’s insanely rich in amazing temples and tombs of the ancient world. 

As long as you don’t do anything overly gay — I’m sure you can resist kissing in public during your travels in Egypt — you should pass through unmolested. 

When a policeman has you hold hands as part of a bizarre, elaborate ritual at the back of Luxor Temple, you go along with it. And you tip him afterward

Handholding. There’s no real concept of lesbianism, and, as such, females couples can even hold hands, Frommer’s claims, since that’s what women friends do there. But I have to wonder, is it worth the risk?

You’ll hear a lot about how hetero Muslim men walk arm in arm and kiss each other hello. And while we did see evidence of this in Morocco, it was only the young men along the Corniche in Cairo we saw do this in Egypt.

Gay bars and cafés. Don’t count on any gay scene in Egypt. Even if there were a gay bar, I wouldn’t take any chances going to it. You don’t have to be gay to be arrested — just being seen as a supporter of the LGBTQ community is enough. 

“There are spots that are, to some extent, gay friendly, but even these places declined after 2011” with the Egyptian Revolution, the source told NBC. “The Islamic Brotherhood coming to power meant that there was a lot of fear from the owners of these places. They didn’t want to look like they were that friendly towards gay people, so they closed their bars and cafés and left.”

Duke and Wally at the Sphinx. Egypt is an amazing country, and gays shouldn’t be scared off from visiting. They might want to butch it up a bit, though

Our Experience as a Gay Couple in Egypt

Duke and I didn’t feel uncomfortable being gay in Egypt at all. We don’t publicize our sexuality, and we have the added bonus of looking enough alike that people often assume we’re related. When they ask if we’re brothers (or sometimes even twins!), we now just nod and say yes. It’s actually pretty amusing and is easier that way.

During our visit to Egypt, we stayed at European-run hotels in Cairo (the Kempinski) and Aswan (Sofitel’s Old Cataract), which tend to have more open-minded staffs who don’t make a fuss when two dudes want to share a bed. 

That being said, when we checked into our hotel in Cairo, the man at the front desk said, “We have a Nile view room ready. The only thing is that it only has one bed.”

“That’s OK,” I told him. 

“We can bring in a cot,” he added, trying to be helpful.

“That won’t be necessary,” I said. 

In Luxor, we stayed at a gorgeous resort on the West Bank (Al Moudira), run by a wonderful Lebanese woman who has surely seen all sorts of travelers stay there — most of our fellow guests were British or French — and was nothing but delightful to us. –Wally

21 Egypt Travel Tips

How to get a visa for Egypt, navigate a police state, exchange money, and be able to take photos in the temples and tombs. Oh, and why you need small bills to go to the bathroom.

Egypt is a trip of a lifetime — but you have to know what to expect. Here Duke and Wally are set to explore the Temple of Philae in Aswan, one of the best-preserved ancient sites

Egypt isn’t an easy country to navigate — Cairo in particular. It just doesn’t have the sophisticated tourist infrastructure so common in other parts of the world. Plus, it’s essentially a military dictatorship. In many ways, it reminded us of traveling through India, just on a smaller scale.

That being said, Egypt has a mind-boggling amount of temples and tombs to explore. They’re some of the oldest structures on the planet and are remarkably well preserved, having been buried in the sand for thousands of years.

“We watched temple guards grab the phones of people who hadn’t bought a photography pass and force them to delete their photos!”

Here are 21 tips to help you prepare for a trip to Egypt.

1. If you learn one word, it should be “shokran,” thank you.

When you say this, some people will burst into a huge smile. “You speak Arabic?!” one man exclaimed, joking. It’s great that something so simple can bring so much pleasure. And it goes to show how few travelers — or should I say tourists? — take the time to even bother learning one simple word.

Here’s another easy word: Salaam. It means “peace,” and works as both a greeting and a farewell.

Do you dare wear short shorts? Yes, it’s hot in Egypt, but respect the culture

2. Follow the dress code.

It’s not mandatory (there aren’t any morality police like in Iran), but do you really want to be the tourist that disrespects the culture of the country you’re visiting?

For men, T-shirts are OK, and I suppose you can get away with wearing shorts, but why? You won’t see a single Egyptian wearing them. Just bring along a couple of pairs of lightweight pants. Maybe it’s time to invest in a pair of linen pants, which travel extremely well.

For women, you don’t have to wear a headscarf — in fact, plenty of local women forgo this. Just cover your shoulders and wear pants or long skirts and dresses, preferably to the ankle. Again, you can get away with less coverage — heavens knows Egyptians see all sorts of lack of modesty at tourist attractions — but why be that person?

3. Pack sunblock.

Cuz it’ll be sunny, dusty and hot. Very hot. It reached 100 while we were there in late April.

4. It should go without saying that you shouldn’t drink the water.

Always have bottles of water to stay hydrated and to brush your teeth. You may not think that you’re getting dehydrated, but trust us, this can happen swiftly, and heat exhaustion is no joke. Duke suffered a mild case of this which caused him to have prickly heat, lightheadedness and diarrhea, which is no fun when most of Egypt’s sites are in the blazing sun.

5. Upper Egypt is the south part of the country, and Lower Egypt is the north.

Yes, this is counterintuitive to the modern brain. But the River Nile flows northward, so the Ancient Egyptians’ perception of the world was the reverse of ours.

6. You have to stake your ground in lines.

If there are any gaps, people will weasel their way in and have no qualms about cutting in front of you. While waiting in line for customs, a woman behind us kept tapping my backpack to get me to move up, as if pressing into each other would make the line go faster. Eventually, Duke and I formed a line with an annoyed fellow American to block the path of anyone trying to barge past us.

This happens on planes, too. I’m not saying Americans are the models of decorum, but when it comes to disembarking from a plane, no one would ever consider rushing up the aisle. We very patiently wait our turn and let everyone sitting in front of us get off before us. Not so in other parts of the world, including the Middle East. You have to rush into the aisle to prevent fellow passengers behind you from rushing ahead.

7. Getting a visa upon arrival is ridiculously easy.

No paperwork. Just US$25 and you get a sticker.

For other countries we’ve traveled to, like Vietnam and Cambodia, we had to send out our passports to the embassies in Washington, D.C., putting our faith in the U.S. Postal Service. India’s was an even more-elaborate affair, requiring a picture to be taken.

But the visa for Egypt can be purchased at a bank kiosk to the right of the line for customs.

8. It’s a good idea to get a data plan for your cell phone.

Not that we had great luck with Uber in Cairo (we thought we’d never escape from the Khan el-Khalili souk, after waiting for a couple of hours for various Uber drivers who never arrived). But we communicated with our guide service via email, and Wi-Fi was spotty at one of our hotels.

9. Prearrange pickup from the airport.

A mass of guys in navy blue jackets will call out, trying to get you to take their taxi. We like to have our hotels pick us up.

If you do need to get a cab, negotiate the price before you get in. When we returned to Cairo from Luxor, a charming man who played Western pop music took us to the Mena House for 400 Egyptian pounds, while the hotel was going to charge about 1,300 L.E.

Get used to seeing policemen and soldiers toting semi-automatic machine guns everywhere you go, including the gorgeous Dendera Temple

10. There are machine guns and metal detectors everywhere you go.

You’ll see them at the numerous military checkpoints on the road and outside tourist locations. It’s unnerving to see the tip of a machine gun peeking out a window in a small square tower as you drive down the street or enter the grounds of a temple.

It certainly was the first time we had to go through metal detectors as we entered our hotels. You’ll probably set them off, but they’ll wave you through.

When you’re visiting a site, there’s usually a bin or flat surface to place your cell phone before you pass through. If you’re bringing a bag, expect to have it screened.

The machine guns it seems every police officer and military personnel carry are made of tarnished silver, like something from generations past. And despite their toy-like appearance, resembling what you would play at a shooting gallery on a beachside boardwalk or a traveling carnival, I don’t doubt their lethal power.

11. Don’t expect to get a lot of money out of ATMs.

They’re certainly not as common as in the States, which is to be expected. But the maximum amount you can withdraw is 3,000 Egyptian pounds, or about $175 at the time we visited.

Sometimes the ATM would reject this selection — maybe there wasn’t enough money left — so we’d try 2,000, which usually worked.

The Egyptian pound is abbreviated as L.E., from the French livre égyptienne.

Resist touching the walls: The oil from our skin darkens stone carvings, like these hieroglyphics

12. As tempting as it may be, don’t touch the temple walls.

You can see the dark, shiny stains where people have touched certain spots too often. Our guide in Cairo, Ahmed, saw a guy touch the walls of a tomb, and he told him not to. “You’re breaking my heart,” he said, then grumbled to us, “They wouldn’t go to the Louvre and touch the paintings!” He did have a point. These structures have survived thousands of years and still sport their original paintings. Let’s help preserve them for another thousand years.

I know, I know. Wally’s not following his own advice — he’s touching the carvings!

13. Get small denominations (especially 5 L.E. bills) cuz you’ll need ’em to go to the bathroom.

Almost every WC (as they’re usually marked, from the Britishism water closet), has someone out front collecting payment of 5 L.E.

Fives are also handy to tip small amounts to someone who helps you in a small way, like a bellboy.

Hopefully you’ll luck out with a friendly, knowledgable guide like Mamduh

14. Hire guides everywhere.

There are security checkpoints all over the country, where they record the license plate, telephone number and other information in a ledger. (We always heard the term “Amrikiya,” which I assume meant we were Americans.) These checkpoints are facilitated with a guide and driver. I’m not even sure you could get into sites without a guide.

Plus, you know, it’s nice to know what you’re actually looking at. By the time we had spent a week with Mamduh from Egypt Sunset Tours, Duke and I felt like minor Egyptologists.

Added bonus: The vendors might be a tad less pushy. If you don’t have a guide, I imagine you’d be picked apart like a vulture with carrion. As it is, you’ll still have to ignore endless entreaties from shopkeepers inviting you to their stand, hoping to make a sale.

The roads are much less crazy outside of Cairo, but you’ll still be sharing them with a variety of transportation, including donkey carts

15. Egypt is definitely one of those countries where driving is insane.

Horns honk nonstop and pedestrians walk in the street, crossing traffic without a care in the world. I watched a woman with two small children talking on her phone cross a busy street without even a glance at oncoming traffic.

In Cairo in particular, drivers act like they’re playing a real-life video game, narrowly dodging other cars, horse-drawn carts, auto rickshaws, trucks loaded with produce, donkeys and motorbikes, often with a woman on the back sitting sideways, a child in her arms.

Cars come from all directions, and there aren’t any lines on the road. Vehicles speed along, weaving between traffic, straddling two lanes, zooming along at an alarming clip. At night many don’t even use their headlights.

16. Most sites have an extra photography pass you can buy — though a lot of tour guides fail to mention this.

If you want photos, just ante up the 50 to 300 L.E. or so and get the pass. If you don’t, be warned that the guards can be ruthless. At Abu Simbel, for instance, we watched them take the phones of people who didn’t buy a pass and force them to delete their photos! Fortunately for us, our guide Mamduh always asked us prior to purchasing our tickets.

17. Just because you pay for a car for the day, doesn’t mean you get to go wherever you’d like.

The concierge at our hotel in Cairo said we had a driver and guide for the full day, from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. But we learned that unlike other places you travel to, you’re limited to their itinerary and can’t go off script.

Our guide, Ahmed, made our experience extremely unpleasant, rushing us through the sites of Giza and Saqqara, until we said we had come all this way and wanted to see everything we could. He refused to take us to the Mena House for lunch, telling us that it was ridiculously spendy (and even though we had discussed this with the concierge at the Kempinski the night before) or any other sites, even though we still had hours left.

What’s strange (I’m being sarcastic) is that he would have made the time to stop at the papyrus and perfume shops at Giza, or the carpet schools at Saqqara, if we had accepted his offer. Having suffered through these tourist traps, where guides get commission if you buy anything, we knew to avoid them like the 10 plagues.

18. They don’t believe in seatbelts in Cairo.

Very few drivers bother to wear them, and not many of the backseats have working seatbelts, especially in Cairo. There’s nothing you can do but pray to Osiris or Allah that you’ll safely reach your destination amidst the chaos of the roads.

Thankfully, the other parts of the country we visited, Aswan and Luxor, tended to have working seatbelts — though our driver only slipped his on when we reached military checkpoints.

19. You’ll see a lot of Egyptian men with dark circular marks on their foreheads.

At first we thought these gray smudges might be ash — we visited over Easter and figured it might be some Coptic Christian tradition — but after a while I realized it was the type of mark you’d get from repeatedly rubbing your forehead against something. I suspect it’s a mark from prostrating themselves and bowing their heads to the ground five times a day during their prayers. I imagine some wear it proudly as a public display of piety.

Duke learned this mark actually has a name: zebibah, or raisin. (Given its size, it’s actually more like a prune.)

The one downside to staying on the West Bank in Luxor were the ever-present flies

20. Get used to flies.

They’re everywhere, especially in Luxor. We noticed a slew of small red bites on our lower legs the morning after our first night on the West Bank, and although we didn’t see any mosquitos, they were obviously there. So you might want to pack some bug spray, too. We used Repel 100, which kept those pests at bay.

21. Not to be rude, but you should expect to smell B.O. quite often.

It’s obviously most noticeable in confined spaces like an airplane or a car. This isn’t a dig at Arabs — I suffered through many a stinky bus or metro ride in Europe, believe me. –Wally